Bell Curve City’s Fireworks

5 07 2017

St. Louis City

A two-and-seven count overnight.

The one that got homicidal has its own story.  And of course it happened along the wharf just under the MLK Bridge.  It’s not enough that MLK streets are dangerous, now the bridges are dangerous, even if you’re not on them, you’re under them.

And that’s how Bell Curve City celebrates its independence from civilization.

(Insert “not enough cops” and “they’re not being paid enough” here)




2 responses

5 07 2017
5 07 2017
Joshua Sinistar (@Joshua06716)

This is why we need a new 6 ton Sports Utility Armored Vehicle. Preferably one that runs on clean burning owls.

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