Flying Cars Are Finally Here

17 07 2017

Walnut Park

Though your results may vary.

This is now international news, thanks to Drudge and others.  Bell Curve City St. Louis is now the laughingstock of the world, if only for 24 hours.

The home owner’s insurance looks like it will take care of the damage, but the whole thing was caused by someone speeding in the SUV, in which process he hit an embankment and from there his car became the world’s first flying car, if only for a few seconds.  Driver is probably the bastard son of some ghetto Section 8 wench, which means there’s no squeezing blood out of those turnips.  This is why I think that, if we even have an elected President post-Trump, and as you know, I’m not so sure about that, and that President is either a Democrat of any sort or an establishment Republican, and the chances of the latter happening are almost nil because an establishment Republican won’t be able to win the party nomination with a highly Trumpified post-Trump Republican electorate, then Section 8 will start making clients carry renters’ and personal conduct insurance, and subsidizing it.  (I also think Section 8 will start covering all utility bills and internet access, again, subsidizing it in almost all cases, but that’s another story.)  This way, there will at least be some insurance carrier to sue when Rontravious acts all dindu-y.




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