Bonfire of the Inanities

Walnut Park

A 19-year old popped for carjacking and armed robbery in Walnut Park.

But before you assume the usual, realize that…

Vanessa Williams told you that sometimes the snow falls down in June.

Meanwhile, the captain of the district, in trying to figure out when the last time a white man was taken in for a violent felony rap in Walnut Park, has to go to the room in the district station that nobody goes into anymore to look in the file cabinets that nobody looks at anymore, and open up one of the drawers in one of the rusted old metal cabinets way in the back, and then look towards the back of that drawer, and there’s one. With a Buddy Holly 45 in the file for some unrelated reason.