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Modern 10-screen theater coming to Midtown St. Louis

It will be next to Ikea.

Worried about chimpouts and mahogany mobs?

Well, someone has already thought of that and found a workaround:

The theater franchise based out of Austin, Texas will feature ten screens, 942 luxury recliners along with a full service bar and restaurant featuring 48 local craft beers on tap.

And presumably premium ticket prices, to keep the undertow out.

According to the City Foundry STL website, “City Foundry STL is a place where the public can experience & get inspired, a place where innovative office tenants rub elbows with experimental chefs and retailers.”

Also according to its website:

WE BELIEVE…

…something amazing happens when people with diverse backgrounds interact with each other, so we’re creating a place where innovators can thrive and grow.

I have to correct a spelling error:

…something amazing happens when people with diverse backgrounds 100% white people who worship diversity and virtue signal with every waking minute interact with each other, so we’re creating a place where innovators can thrive and grow.

FIFY.