Census 2020 in 13 Languages.

13 03 2020

Guest post by Puggg

I got my Census fill out form in the mail today.  But it was just two sheets, because it’s an online form.  The first sheet has the web address and the unique pin or security code.

The second sheet has brief instructions on the front side, then the help phone number on the back side.  It has those things in 13 languages:  English, Spanish, Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean, Russian, Arabic, Tagalog, Polish, French, Haitian Creole, Portuguese and Japanese.

I’m sure all of you will have lots of fun with that in the comment section below.  If nothing else, it’ll take our minds off the grind of the non stop corona virus news.


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13 03 2020
Alex the Goon

As if Haitians are literate in their own language either.
Which will happen first, everyone looking like mystery meat, or everyone speaking Babel as the new universal language?

15 03 2020
countenance

Nein Hochdeutsch, Gottesprache.

16 03 2020
Hard Right

Trump Says U.S. to Waive Interest on Student Debt in Virus Plan

https://news.yahoo.com/mnuchin-says-student-debt-relief-142925494.html

(Bloomberg) — The U.S. government will waive interest on federal student loans as part of a broad response to the coronavirus emergency, President Donald Trump said Friday.

18 03 2020
Hard Right

18 03 2020
Hard Right

The Ghost of McGovern….

18 03 2020
Hard Right

18 03 2020
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17 03 2020
Hard Right

St. Louis Prostitutes Losing Business because of Corona-Chan

17 03 2020
Hard Right

Faggots Trolled over Corona-Chan

https://www.queerty.com/turns-mayor-not-ban-orgies-threesomes-gang-bangs-coronavirus-20200316

Last week, several media outlets (including Queerty!) reported that the mayor of Bugliano, Italy had prohibited orgies, gang bangs, and threesomes in an effort to stave off the spread of coronavirus.

Turns out, it was a hoax!

The announcement was made through the prank Twitter account @CBugliano and was cleverly designed to look an official proclamation from Mayor Fabio Buggiani’s office.

17 03 2020
countenance

German brothels have been shut down by decree, that is not a joke.

20 03 2020
Hard Right

The whole country is about to be shutdown and the whores in STL are still running ads on Twitter.

17 03 2020
Hard Right

18 03 2020
Hard Right

18 03 2020
countenance

Another good comparison is to the 1957 outbreak of H2N2 (“Asian Flu”).

20 03 2020
Hard Right

20 03 2020
Alex the Goon

That’s what you get for letting them out of Manzanar.

18 03 2020
Hard Right

A parent’s guide to the secret language of internet extremists

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/incels-radicalization-glossary-parents-cbsn-orginals-extremists-next-door/

American teens spend more than seven hours per day on their screens, according to the nonprofit Common Sense Media — much of it out of the view of parents. This constant connection to the online world gives them access to a variety of cultures on the web, including some peddling conspiracy theories and reveling in the most extreme forms of racism and misogyny. FBI data show hate crimes in the U.S. have spiked in recent years, and violent extremists and their sympathizers find fertile ground for airing their views in some dark corners of the internet.

18 03 2020
Hard Right

The real people behind alt-right extremism online

https://www.dazeddigital.com/politics/article/48149/1/the-real-people-behind-alt-right-extremism-online

In his new book, Antisocial, journalist Andrew Marantz asks how the views of supremacists, neo-fascists, and internet trolls went mainstream

18 03 2020
Hard Right

America’s Response to the Coronavirus Is a Natural Consequence of White Supremacy

https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/americas-response-to-the-coronavirus-is-a-natural-conse-1842377080

18 03 2020
Hard Right

18 03 2020
Hard Right

I don’t think this is constitutional. He might be able to prevent FHA mortgages from being foreclosed, but private property rights are a function of the States.

18 03 2020
Hard Right

As I thought. It’s just FHA mortgages and Fannie and Freddie.

18 03 2020
18 03 2020
Alex the Goon

HUD. More pandering to blacks.
I was thinking lately that if gummint is knowingly crashing the economy, they should at least nullify all rent/mortgage/taxes during that period. Not “guarantee reimbursement” or “deferrment”, but make them illegal.

19 03 2020
Hard Right

Didn’t OC just outlaw going to work?

19 03 2020
Alex the Goon

Allegedly. Hasn’t stopped me or anyone else I know.

19 03 2020
Hard Right

Don’t say “nigger” too loud. Somebody might report you for having the virus.

19 03 2020
Alex the Goon

“ahh JEW”

20 03 2020
Hard Right

18 03 2020
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18 03 2020
Hard Right

Baltimore Mayor Begs Residents To Stop Shooting Each Other So Hospital Beds Can Be Used For Coronavirus Patients

https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2020/03/18/we-need-those-beds-baltimore-mayor-urges-people-to-put-down-guns-after-violence-continues-during-covid-19-pandemic/

BALTIMORE (WJZ) — Baltimore Mayor Jack Young urged residents to put down their guns and heed orders to stay home after multiple people were shot Tuesday night amidst the coronavirus pandemic.

18 03 2020
Alex the Goon

Mr. Mayor has a lot of history rooting against him. There’s a verse in the Old Testament, I forget where, that says “a leopard cannot change his spots; and niggers gonna nig.”
But you never know. You always have to give the speech, because THIS speech could be Thee Speech to Rule All Speeches, the right assortment of the right words delivered at the right cadence and inflection with the right body language, to make the niggers realize they should stop nigging. Even if the nigging stops for only a day, you have to make that speech.

19 03 2020
Hard Right

Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots?
then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

— Jeremiah 13:23

18 03 2020
Hard Right

We’re saved! Marvel baffles fans as it unveils ‘Snowflake’ & ‘Safespace’… non-binary bully-fighting superheroes

https://www.rt.com/usa/483376-marvel-snowflake-safespace-comic-heroes/

With coronavirus panic sparking worldwide toilet paper shortages, Marvel has rolled out new superheroes to restore faith in humanity: ‘Snowflake’ and ‘Safespace’. Not really the heroes we need, but probably the ones we deserve.

18 03 2020
Hard Right

Californians Calling Cops on Their Neighbors if They Hear Them Coughing

https://summit.news/2020/03/17/californians-calling-cops-on-their-neighbors-if-they-hear-them-coughing/

“Coachella Valley police departments say they’ve started fielding 911 reports from concerned callers convinced a neighbor’s overly loud sneeze or hacking cough is proof the person has the virus,” reports the Desert Sun.

18 03 2020
Hard Right

19 03 2020
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19 03 2020
Hard Right

So much for the lockdown: Twerking spring breakers still party on St Patrick’s Day in Miami’s South Beach despite the mayor declaring it was ‘cancelled’ due to coronavirus

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8125045/Spring-breakers-partying-St-Patricks-Day-South-Beach.html

Notice how the media was able to find the handful of niggers that were there.

19 03 2020
Hard Right

20 03 2020
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20 03 2020
Hard Right

Sex robot firm selling ‘anti-bacterial’ dolls for coronavirus self-isolation

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/sex-robot-firm-selling-anti-21725476

Sex robot manufacturer RealDoll told people self-isolating from the coronavirus outbreak that they do not need to refrain from using its dolls because they are “naturally anti-bacterial”

20 03 2020
Hard Right

You trannies wash your hands!

20 03 2020
Hard Right

20 03 2020
Hard Right

Deputies pull over stolen trailer full of toilet paper in Guildford Co.

https://www.wect.com/2020/03/20/deputies-pull-over-stolen-trailer-full-toilet-paper-guildford-co/

GREENSBORO, N.C. (AP) – With toilet paper flying off the shelves, a North Carolina truck diver caused a stir when he was pulled over hauling 18,000 pounds of bathroom products in a stolen trailer.

21 03 2020
Alex the Goon

“With worldwide toilet paper shortage looming, Monsanto scientists begin bio-engineering cornless corncob.”
http://apnews.com/4829ef842a900253b9b883723433cf

21 03 2020
Hard Right

21 03 2020
Hard Right

It Begins: CDC Asks Tech Giants Twitter, Google, Facebook for Location of US Citizens — Will Track Whether Americans Are Practicing Proper “Social Distancing”

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/03/it-begins-cdc-asks-tech-giants-twitter-google-facebook-for-location-of-us-citizens-will-track-whether-americans-are-practicing-proper-social-distancing/

The CDC is asking tech giants for access to Americans’ cellphone locations. That way the government can track the location of every American and see whether Americans are properly practicing “social distancing.”

21 03 2020
Alex the Goon

This doesn’t go far enough to curtail the problem. What about poor or elderly people who don’t have cellphones? I say we surgically impale people with six-foot iron rods and weld hoops to the circumference, to make interhuman proximity physically impossible. If it saves just one life, it’ll be worth the permanent inconvenience.

21 03 2020
Hard Right

Six-foot ain’t gonna be enough.

Lindy West after marrying a mulatto

21 03 2020
Alex the Goon

If dotgov doesn’t act fast, U.S. parking lots may literally dry up and blow away.
https://news.yahoo.com/parking-industry-urges-congress-white-212600980.html

21 03 2020
Hard Right

I represent the National Shitposting League. We need a Six Gorillion Dollar bailout.

21 03 2020
21 03 2020
Hard Right

The February document appears to show that at least some white nationalists were already taking the threat of the coronavirus seriously at a time when some in government were downplaying the threat.

So, Autistwaffen is smarter than the Gooberment?

21 03 2020
Hard Right

Corona-Chan Risking Tranny Lives by Delaying Surgeries

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wxekyz/transgender-surgeries-delayed-coronavirus-hospitals

Riley Cooper, a 23-year-old trans man in St. Louis, had his top surgery postponed, with no reschedule date. He says COVID-19 was the reason behind this cancellation, but it isn’t the first time. “This is the third time it’s been postponed. It’s getting more and more heartbreaking to keep getting so close to something that will make me feel better and feel like I’m in the right body for once,” he said. “Every time I feel like I’ve gotten close, something has to come along to take it away.”

21 03 2020
Hard Right

Claim they’re going shopping: Border officials allow hundreds of Mexican vehicles to cross despite Trump ban

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/claim-theyre-going-shopping-border-officials-allow-hundreds-of-mexican-vehicles-to-cross-despite-trump-ban

Customs and Border Protection officials are defying the Trump administration’s directive to block all nonessential foreign travel into the United States from Mexico, allowing noncitizens claiming to be on shopping trips to continue entering, according to two officials involved in the implementation of the order.

21 03 2020
Hard Right

DOJ seeks new emergency powers amid coronavirus pandemic

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/21/doj-coronavirus-emergency-powers-140023

The Justice Department has quietly asked Congress for the ability to ask chief judges to detain people indefinitely without trial during emergencies — part of a push for new powers that comes as the coronavirus spreads through the United States.

21 03 2020
Hard Right

21 03 2020
Hard Right

Coronavirus Miraculously Disappears After Celebrities Sing ‘Imagine’

https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-warn-of-viral-spread-of-annoying-celebrity-videos

WORLD—The coronavirus pandemic miraculously ended today after celebrities digitally joined together to sing John Lennon’s “Imagine” in a universally loved viral video.

21 03 2020
Hard Right

22 03 2020
Alex the Goon

This is why we needed Bloompfberg. He would have limited adrenochrome drinks to 16oz.

21 03 2020
Hard Right

What It’s Like to Isolate With Your Girlfriend and Her Other Boyfriend

https://www.thecut.com/2020/03/what-its-like-to-be-poly-in-coronavirus-isolation.html

For the past few days, comedian Billy Procida, host of The Manwhore Podcast, has been hunkered down at his girlfriend Megan’s house in Jersey City, where she lives with her other boyfriend, Kyle (a pseudonym). This is Billy’s first polyamorous relationship, and while he doesn’t know his metamour Kyle that well, he says he’s doing his best to respect his space. Here’s how he’s holding up so far, in his own words.

21 03 2020
Hard Right

21 03 2020
Hard Right

21 03 2020
Hard Right

How Social Distancing Could Lead to a Spike in White Nationalism

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/covid-19-coronavirus-pandemic-extremism-white-nationalism-southern-poverty-law-center-969079/

Anti-extremism experts are “quite concerned” about hateful rhetoric spiking in the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic — not just because of a rise in anti-Asian sentiment related to the virus, but also due to people in self-quarantine being more exposed to extremist movements online.

21 03 2020
Hard Right

21 03 2020
Hard Right

Should I, a Gay Man in Self-Quarantine, Crisis-Bleach My Hair?

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/gay-bleach-blond-hair-crisis-quarantine

You should try drinking that bleach instead

22 03 2020
Alex the Goon

Butt-funnel it.

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