Guest post by Puggg
I got my Census fill out form in the mail today. But it was just two sheets, because it’s an online form. The first sheet has the web address and the unique pin or security code.
The second sheet has brief instructions on the front side, then the help phone number on the back side. It has those things in 13 languages: English, Spanish, Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean, Russian, Arabic, Tagalog, Polish, French, Haitian Creole, Portuguese and Japanese.
I’m sure all of you will have lots of fun with that in the comment section below. If nothing else, it’ll take our minds off the grind of the non stop corona virus news.
Countenance Blog 
As if Haitians are literate in their own language either.
Which will happen first, everyone looking like mystery meat, or everyone speaking Babel as the new universal language?
Nein Hochdeutsch, Gottesprache.
Trump Says U.S. to Waive Interest on Student Debt in Virus Plan
https://news.yahoo.com/mnuchin-says-student-debt-relief-142925494.html
(Bloomberg) — The U.S. government will waive interest on federal student loans as part of a broad response to the coronavirus emergency, President Donald Trump said Friday.
The Ghost of McGovern….
St. Louis Prostitutes Losing Business because of Corona-Chan
https://twitter.com/DateNaomiChoi/status/1239058750763384832
Faggots Trolled over Corona-Chan
https://www.queerty.com/turns-mayor-not-ban-orgies-threesomes-gang-bangs-coronavirus-20200316
Last week, several media outlets (including Queerty!) reported that the mayor of Bugliano, Italy had prohibited orgies, gang bangs, and threesomes in an effort to stave off the spread of coronavirus.
Turns out, it was a hoax!
The announcement was made through the prank Twitter account @CBugliano and was cleverly designed to look an official proclamation from Mayor Fabio Buggiani’s office.
German brothels have been shut down by decree, that is not a joke.
The whole country is about to be shutdown and the whores in STL are still running ads on Twitter.
Another good comparison is to the 1957 outbreak of H2N2 (“Asian Flu”).
That’s what you get for letting them out of Manzanar.
A parent’s guide to the secret language of internet extremists
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/incels-radicalization-glossary-parents-cbsn-orginals-extremists-next-door/
American teens spend more than seven hours per day on their screens, according to the nonprofit Common Sense Media — much of it out of the view of parents. This constant connection to the online world gives them access to a variety of cultures on the web, including some peddling conspiracy theories and reveling in the most extreme forms of racism and misogyny. FBI data show hate crimes in the U.S. have spiked in recent years, and violent extremists and their sympathizers find fertile ground for airing their views in some dark corners of the internet.
The real people behind alt-right extremism online
https://www.dazeddigital.com/politics/article/48149/1/the-real-people-behind-alt-right-extremism-online
In his new book, Antisocial, journalist Andrew Marantz asks how the views of supremacists, neo-fascists, and internet trolls went mainstream
America’s Response to the Coronavirus Is a Natural Consequence of White Supremacy
https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/americas-response-to-the-coronavirus-is-a-natural-conse-1842377080
I don’t think this is constitutional. He might be able to prevent FHA mortgages from being foreclosed, but private property rights are a function of the States.
As I thought. It’s just FHA mortgages and Fannie and Freddie.
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/488227-trump-orders-hud-to-suspend-evictions-and-foreclosures
HUD. More pandering to blacks.
I was thinking lately that if gummint is knowingly crashing the economy, they should at least nullify all rent/mortgage/taxes during that period. Not “guarantee reimbursement” or “deferrment”, but make them illegal.
Didn’t OC just outlaw going to work?
Allegedly. Hasn’t stopped me or anyone else I know.
Don’t say “nigger” too loud. Somebody might report you for having the virus.
“ahh JEW”
https://twitter.com/srpentmound/status/1240306384908025856
Baltimore Mayor Begs Residents To Stop Shooting Each Other So Hospital Beds Can Be Used For Coronavirus Patients
https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2020/03/18/we-need-those-beds-baltimore-mayor-urges-people-to-put-down-guns-after-violence-continues-during-covid-19-pandemic/
BALTIMORE (WJZ) — Baltimore Mayor Jack Young urged residents to put down their guns and heed orders to stay home after multiple people were shot Tuesday night amidst the coronavirus pandemic.
Mr. Mayor has a lot of history rooting against him. There’s a verse in the Old Testament, I forget where, that says “a leopard cannot change his spots; and niggers gonna nig.”
But you never know. You always have to give the speech, because THIS speech could be Thee Speech to Rule All Speeches, the right assortment of the right words delivered at the right cadence and inflection with the right body language, to make the niggers realize they should stop nigging. Even if the nigging stops for only a day, you have to make that speech.
Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots?
then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.
— Jeremiah 13:23
We’re saved! Marvel baffles fans as it unveils ‘Snowflake’ & ‘Safespace’… non-binary bully-fighting superheroes
https://www.rt.com/usa/483376-marvel-snowflake-safespace-comic-heroes/
With coronavirus panic sparking worldwide toilet paper shortages, Marvel has rolled out new superheroes to restore faith in humanity: ‘Snowflake’ and ‘Safespace’. Not really the heroes we need, but probably the ones we deserve.
Californians Calling Cops on Their Neighbors if They Hear Them Coughing
https://summit.news/2020/03/17/californians-calling-cops-on-their-neighbors-if-they-hear-them-coughing/
“Coachella Valley police departments say they’ve started fielding 911 reports from concerned callers convinced a neighbor’s overly loud sneeze or hacking cough is proof the person has the virus,” reports the Desert Sun.
So much for the lockdown: Twerking spring breakers still party on St Patrick’s Day in Miami’s South Beach despite the mayor declaring it was ‘cancelled’ due to coronavirus
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8125045/Spring-breakers-partying-St-Patricks-Day-South-Beach.html
Notice how the media was able to find the handful of niggers that were there.
Sex robot firm selling ‘anti-bacterial’ dolls for coronavirus self-isolation
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/sex-robot-firm-selling-anti-21725476
Sex robot manufacturer RealDoll told people self-isolating from the coronavirus outbreak that they do not need to refrain from using its dolls because they are “naturally anti-bacterial”
You trannies wash your hands!
https://twitter.com/jazmyne_mmmkay/status/1239771977356906496
Deputies pull over stolen trailer full of toilet paper in Guildford Co.
https://www.wect.com/2020/03/20/deputies-pull-over-stolen-trailer-full-toilet-paper-guildford-co/
GREENSBORO, N.C. (AP) – With toilet paper flying off the shelves, a North Carolina truck diver caused a stir when he was pulled over hauling 18,000 pounds of bathroom products in a stolen trailer.
“With worldwide toilet paper shortage looming, Monsanto scientists begin bio-engineering cornless corncob.”
http://apnews.com/4829ef842a900253b9b883723433cf
It Begins: CDC Asks Tech Giants Twitter, Google, Facebook for Location of US Citizens — Will Track Whether Americans Are Practicing Proper “Social Distancing”
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/03/it-begins-cdc-asks-tech-giants-twitter-google-facebook-for-location-of-us-citizens-will-track-whether-americans-are-practicing-proper-social-distancing/
The CDC is asking tech giants for access to Americans’ cellphone locations. That way the government can track the location of every American and see whether Americans are properly practicing “social distancing.”
This doesn’t go far enough to curtail the problem. What about poor or elderly people who don’t have cellphones? I say we surgically impale people with six-foot iron rods and weld hoops to the circumference, to make interhuman proximity physically impossible. If it saves just one life, it’ll be worth the permanent inconvenience.
Six-foot ain’t gonna be enough.
Lindy West after marrying a mulatto
If dotgov doesn’t act fast, U.S. parking lots may literally dry up and blow away.
https://news.yahoo.com/parking-industry-urges-congress-white-212600980.html
I represent the National Shitposting League. We need a Six Gorillion Dollar bailout.
Godwin’s Law; Corollary: Atomwaffen
https://news.yahoo.com/federal-law-enforcement-document-reveals-white-supremacists-discussed-using-coronavirus-as-a-bioweapon-212031308.html
The February document appears to show that at least some white nationalists were already taking the threat of the coronavirus seriously at a time when some in government were downplaying the threat.
So, Autistwaffen is smarter than the Gooberment?
Corona-Chan Risking Tranny Lives by Delaying Surgeries
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wxekyz/transgender-surgeries-delayed-coronavirus-hospitals
Riley Cooper, a 23-year-old trans man in St. Louis, had his top surgery postponed, with no reschedule date. He says COVID-19 was the reason behind this cancellation, but it isn’t the first time. “This is the third time it’s been postponed. It’s getting more and more heartbreaking to keep getting so close to something that will make me feel better and feel like I’m in the right body for once,” he said. “Every time I feel like I’ve gotten close, something has to come along to take it away.”
Claim they’re going shopping: Border officials allow hundreds of Mexican vehicles to cross despite Trump ban
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/claim-theyre-going-shopping-border-officials-allow-hundreds-of-mexican-vehicles-to-cross-despite-trump-ban
Customs and Border Protection officials are defying the Trump administration’s directive to block all nonessential foreign travel into the United States from Mexico, allowing noncitizens claiming to be on shopping trips to continue entering, according to two officials involved in the implementation of the order.
DOJ seeks new emergency powers amid coronavirus pandemic
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/21/doj-coronavirus-emergency-powers-140023
The Justice Department has quietly asked Congress for the ability to ask chief judges to detain people indefinitely without trial during emergencies — part of a push for new powers that comes as the coronavirus spreads through the United States.
https://twitter.com/blompf2020/status/1241488219465752576
Coronavirus Miraculously Disappears After Celebrities Sing ‘Imagine’
https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-warn-of-viral-spread-of-annoying-celebrity-videos
WORLD—The coronavirus pandemic miraculously ended today after celebrities digitally joined together to sing John Lennon’s “Imagine” in a universally loved viral video.
https://twitter.com/ajdhenry/status/1240716040264286210
This is why we needed Bloompfberg. He would have limited adrenochrome drinks to 16oz.
What It’s Like to Isolate With Your Girlfriend and Her Other Boyfriend
https://www.thecut.com/2020/03/what-its-like-to-be-poly-in-coronavirus-isolation.html
For the past few days, comedian Billy Procida, host of The Manwhore Podcast, has been hunkered down at his girlfriend Megan’s house in Jersey City, where she lives with her other boyfriend, Kyle (a pseudonym). This is Billy’s first polyamorous relationship, and while he doesn’t know his metamour Kyle that well, he says he’s doing his best to respect his space. Here’s how he’s holding up so far, in his own words.
How Social Distancing Could Lead to a Spike in White Nationalism
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/covid-19-coronavirus-pandemic-extremism-white-nationalism-southern-poverty-law-center-969079/
Anti-extremism experts are “quite concerned” about hateful rhetoric spiking in the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic — not just because of a rise in anti-Asian sentiment related to the virus, but also due to people in self-quarantine being more exposed to extremist movements online.
Should I, a Gay Man in Self-Quarantine, Crisis-Bleach My Hair?
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/gay-bleach-blond-hair-crisis-quarantine
You should try drinking that bleach instead
Butt-funnel it.