Real Housewives of Cologne, Episode 7

30 06 2020

“FLITTERWOCHEN UND VATERTAG”

The virus restrictions and lockdowns had threatened it, but enough of them have been lifted.

Frau. Blogmeister’s morning sickness would have been an issue, but it finally ended more than a week ago.  Speaking of, her morning sickness was rather longer and significantly worse than usual — It could mean nothing, or be indicative of something very germane to why she had morning sickness.  That we will find out when she has her sonogram in August.  Just to drop the hint, fraternal twinning runs in both of our families.  If our hunch and the hunch of Frau.’s physicians and also my mother-in-law comes true, because of the biology of the matter, the heritability is only mother-side relevant.  (Think it through — You’ve got a whole month to figure it out.)

So there’s nothing stopping us now, nothing precluding it.  Tomorrow, we depart for our honeymoon.

We’re planning on using the entire month of July, which actually is the traditional honeymoon month, as it was once called the “honey month.”  It’s just that our actual wedding wasn’t the traditional June one, and, as you all know, thank the stars that we planned it when we did.

I’ll be gone from here and my socials for the entire month, unless something big happens.  As much luck as we had for this honeymoon even to be happening as previously planned, in spite of everything, also counting the fact that July is probably going to be the Halcyon month in Frau.’s pregnancy, our luck will probably run out in that regard.  So I do anticipate something big happening. And that’s above and beyond the fact that my native city is currently in the process of losing its shit, and may not exist in any recognizable form one month from today; It’s the end of the world as we know it, and we feel fine.  But, if nothing really really really big happens, then my Gab, Minds and Twitter timelines will be empty, and all that you’ll see here are our favorite doggy’s occasional contributions.

Once we get back, then Frau.’s weight and appetite are going to start to pick up bigly.  If our aforementioned hunch is correct, then both will pick up even biglier than normal.

Until then, we’re going to enjoy life, enjoy this honeymoon, and the many places where we’re going.  Obviously, for our security, I won’t say where those places are, until well after the fact, at least not in specific terms.  However, and I will drop yet another hint:  If any one of you want me to bring back Dracula as a souvenir for you, just ask.

***

Rewinding more than a week, this Father’s Day was the first one that really mattered to me in awhile.  As you all know, my own father hadn’t been with it for the last several years of his life, so there seemed to be no point to bothering with FD.  FD in 2018 I was in this country as a tourist, and last FD was when I was in Wiesbaden rehabbing my legs, after the now Frau. Blogmeister and I had made our relationship official, but it would not be until mid-August that she would introduce me to my now in-laws including my now father-in-law.  So last year’s FD didn’t matter either.  In between those two FDs, as you know, he actually died.

But this year, I now have an actual father-in-law, Mein Schweigervater, and I know that I’ll be a father myself come next FD.  My father-in-law is actually more enthusiastically anxious to be, as the Germans informally call them, an “opa,” than either Frau. or I are to become a mother and father.

***

That’s it, for now.  Happy returns in a month.


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30 06 2020
Hard Right

Have fun!

30 06 2020
dotacion

Bon Vayoge, Blogmeister.

A ‘news’ story to savor whilst traveling amongst them,

St. Louis:Open Carry Black Lives Matter Protestor Has Negligent Discharge, Shoots Himself in the Foot [VIDEO]
https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/open-carry-black-lives-matter-protestor-has-negligent-discharge-shoots-himself-in-the-foot-video/

30 06 2020
Alex the Goon

I hope he got a black doctor.
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the heritability is only mother-side relevant
Mother has to supply the extra egg(s); Father was merely watering the lawn, so to speak.

30 06 2020
Puggg

I already called dibs on Dracula. Don’t you remember?

1 07 2020
Hard Right

I’ll take one of his brides.

1 07 2020
Hard Right

Seattle CHOP zone armed ‘security’ killed black teen driver, 16, and wound 14-year-old passenger

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8471219/One-man-dead-wounded-Seattle-CHOP-zone-shooting.html

Surveillance video of a shooting at Seattle’s CHOP zone that left a black 16-year-old boy dead and a 14-year-old seriously injured shows gunfire ringing out as the Jeep the teens were in plowed into a barricade and a man screaming: ‘Oh you’re not dead yet?’.

Seattle Police Chief Carmen Best

1 07 2020
Hard Right

1 07 2020
Hard Right

1 07 2020
Hard Right

Angry Sheboon Claims TikTok Video of Her Saying She’ll Stab and Watch Bleed Out the Next Person with ‘Caucasity’ to Say All Lives Matter is a Joke

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/06/woke-harvard-senior-claims-tiktok-video-saying-stab-watch-bleed-next-person-caucasity-say-lives-matter-joke/

“The next person who has the sheer nerve, the sheer entitled caucasity to say ‘all lives matter’, I’ma stab you! I’ma stab you! And while you’re struggling and bleeding out I’ma show you my paper cut and say, “my cut matters too.”

2 07 2020
Hard Right

Strong Independent Wahman

2 07 2020
Alex the Goon

That drug she’s on is a helluva drug.
They need to update the old joke about civilization with women in charge lasting only until the oil needs to be changed.

2 07 2020
David In TN

Speaking of BLM invading Rich Liberal Neighborhoods, Ben Stein reports (https://spectator.org/fear-in-my-own-backyard-black-lives-matter-beverly-hills-ben-stein/) on the invasion of Beverly Hills. They plan to come back on July 4.

Stein wrote, “I feel very lucky we have a home in North Idaho.”

2 07 2020
Alex the Goon

I like how his badass wife redefined cocked-and-locked, by grabbing a .38 … and then locking herself in the bathroom so the commies could loot everything and burn the place down, without her knowing what was happening.

3 07 2020
David In TN

Mrs. Stein is well into her 70’s and is not well, requiring a live-in nurse. Ben Stein is 76 in November.

If you shoot someone standing in your yard, you will be charged with murder. They were correct in barricading themselves inside the house, arming themselves in case the intruders/rioters came inside.

As Stein wrote: “And the demonstrators/rioters/house breakers have the media on their side.”

Stein still hasn’t gone all the way to what is really happening. Namely, the BLM, etc. are anti-white.

3 07 2020
Alex the Goon

I didn’t say to shoot them in the yard, but one of them already tried to break in. You can still shoot them in your home – especially if you’re a 76yo frail old jewish lady.
Locking yourself in the bathroom leaves you completely unaware about what’s brewing in the rest of the house; possibly arson.

3 07 2020
David In TN

Mrs. Stein is not Jewish. She is Southern, from Arkansas, and as I said not well. According to Ben Stein’s latest in TAS, she just turned 73.

Since you weren’t there, it’s easy to talk about shooting somebody. I exchanged emails on this subject a few weeks ago with the Blogmeister. He and I were in agreement about this kind of situation.

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