Real Housewives of Cologne, Episode 14

2 05 2021

“JA ODER NEIN”

Ruh-roh. And by “ruh-roh,” I mean “life has a way of sneaking up on you.” I should know, and should have known.

This was an atypical weekend for me that involved not being out on the road. During the Covid era, nearly all such weekend nights have been spent at my father-in-law’s house, losing to him at chess a whole lot. But he has been feeling a bit down and tired, and wanted to turn in early on Friday night and last night. So my wife and I, the two bundles of joy, and my sister- and soyboy-in-law, spent Friday evening at our place and last night at theirs.

Last night, those two, knowing that they now know the number and sex of their own anticipated bundle of joy, broached an idea which knocked me flat on my back…er, I shouldn’t have put it that way, considering relatively recent events. Can’t say the better half is too thrilled, either.

They want to practice for a weekend.

And guess on whom.

We can’t say yes, but we can’t say no.

So our lack of ability to answer meant yes by default.

The only reprieve is that since next weekend is Muttertag, it won’t be until the weekend after that. So I’ve got some time for prayers to be answered. Come through, omnipotent omniscient divine entity in which I’ve invested so much blind faith over the years!

It might take their mother, father and grandparents years to undo the psychological damage.


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2 05 2021
Alright Dan

“It might take their mother, father and grandparents years to undo the psychological damage”

LOL!

They aren’t that bad, are they?

3 05 2021
Puggg

I’ve seen them and met them. They’re not evil people. They’re just immature goofballs. Or that’s what they were like a year and two months ago. He says they’ve matured a lot since then. But back then, I would have been nervous trusting them with my dogs.

2 05 2021
Alex the Goon

Come through, omnipotent omniscient divine entity in which I’ve invested so much blind faith over the years!
Omnipotent omniscient divine entities help those who help themselves. Just Say No. Loan them a sack of flour like they give kids in Health class.

3 05 2021
countenance

Omniscient omnipotent divine entity certainly has a sense of humor. My second son’s namesake has been talked about a lot in our sector in recent days, and there was this one evening when I was in the nursery catching up on some of those articles, and my second son started crying. Diaper.

I looked up, and was like: Really?

3 05 2021
David In TN

Years ago I exchanged a few emails with your second son’s namesake. In one I told how when I would tell a liberal friend some realism, he would look away and change the subject.

Your son’s namesake answered, “That has been my own experience.”

4 05 2021
countenance

There are some similarities between the Sellners’ marriage (Martin and the former Brittany Pettibone) and ours. Now as of today you can add one more: Martin announced today that he and Brittany are expecting.

It's your dime, spill it. And also...NO TROLLS ALLOWED~!

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