Full Moon Over Jersey

8 12 2016

Moonachie, New Jersey

Burglary victim, the apparent burglars did the whole swastika-KKK-go back to Africa thing on their way out with their loot.

Said the Mrs.:

“It’s about to be 2017,” Nikita Whitlock said. “Oppression, racism, hatred, violence, there’s no need for that.”

We can’t be having any of these *-isms or *-phobias, especially since it’s almost the next current year.

Maybe a fly in the ointment:

“It just re-establishes that no matter where you are, no matter who you are, this can happen to you,” said Whitlock, who is serving a 10-game suspension for violating the NFL policy on performance-enhancing substances.

(snip)

A representative for Whitlock told ESPN’s Josina Anderson that the player’s previous residence was also burglarized.

(snip)

Whitlock’s 10-game ban was for the same substance that cost him four games in 2014, according to an ESPN source. The second suspension will cost him $204,705 in salary.

So it’s happened to him twice in two residences, and this is his second bit for ‘roids.

I’m sensing that these burglaries have not much to do with Nazis, the Klan or African repatriation as they do with a less-than-legal steroid retailer looking to collect on accounts receivable.  Mr. and Mrs. get home, discover that the debt collectors showed up again, and as cover, so that the team and league don’t get suspicious, he gets out a can of spray paint and does the whole whatchya doin rabbi one neat trick.





Trouble in Bouncyball Paradise

16 11 2016

Cleveland and New York

Phil Jackson said “posse,” and this triggered a 6’8″ 250 pound 31-year old special snowflake.

Adam Silver better schoolmarm the shit out of this beyotch and quick, because if this gets out of hand, the whole NBA is going to start kneeling.

And that’s the last thing he wants.





Vengeance Is His

15 11 2016

Manhattan

ESPN:

Sources: 3 NBA teams stop staying at Trump-brand hotels in NYC and Chicago

At least three NBA teams have stopped staying at Donald Trump-branded hotels this season in part to avoid any implied association with the new president-elect, according to league sources.

Sources told ESPN.com that the Milwaukee Bucks, Memphis Grizzlies and Dallas Mavericks have moved away from Trump hotels in New York City and Chicago, which bear Donald Trump’s name through a licensing agreement.

Sources say that another Eastern Conference team contracted to stay at the Trump SoHo in New York this season has likewise already decided to switch to a different property in Manhattan when its current contract expires at season’s end and that the Trump association is among the factors for the switch.

You know, wouldn’t it be funny if, after January 20, U.S. Attorneys suddenly got disinterested in engaging in prosecutions or lawsuits to protect the NBA’s and certain franchises’ intellectual property?  For something like that to happen, someone would have to be sworn in as President on that day who has a reputation for exacting revenge and taking things personally.

I wonder if that could be arranged.





The Voodoo That They Do

10 11 2016

Brooklyn

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Equal Rights

3 11 2016

Boston

ESPN:

Harvard suspends men’s soccer team for lewd ‘scouting report’

The Harvard men’s soccer team will be suspended for the rest of its season after an investigation found the team continued to make vulgar and sexual comments about members of the women’s soccer team.

The Harvard Crimson student newspaper first reported the school’s decision.

Athletic director Robert L. Scalise wrote in an email to Harvard student-athletes that he decided to cancel the rest of the team’s season because the practice, in which women were rated on their perceived sexual appeal and physical appearance, appeared “to be more widespread across the team and has continued beyond 2012, including in 2016.”

I hate to add any more fuel to the fire, but I fear that when this investigation digs deeper, they’re going to find out that a ten-point scale was used.

University President Drew Faust said in a statement that she “was deeply distressed to learn that the appalling actions of the 2012 men’s soccer team were not isolated to one year or the actions of a few individuals.”

Men think about the attractiveness of women not only in the current year, but also in every other previous current year.

“The decision to cancel a season is serious and consequential, and reflects Harvard’s view that both the team’s behavior and the failure to be forthcoming when initially questioned are completely unacceptable, have no place at Harvard, and run counter to the mutual respect that is a core value of our community,” Faust wrote.

Better that they should all turn out as gay and start ogling, rating and fucking each other.  The SJWs would be happy about that.

Members of the women’s team penned a letter in The Crimson criticizing the document.

“Yeah, if anyone’s going to rate members of the women’s soccer team based on sex appeal, it should only be other carpet munchers on the women’s soccer team.”





No Noose Is Good Noose

25 10 2016

Wiggins, Mississippi

It was a locker room prank.

So, of course, the sky is falling.

You’ll note this references a recent college prank.

Ridiculing noosemania and nooseanoia is why I have the Twitter avatar that I do.

 





Rape Culture

20 10 2016

St. Charles

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Some time tomorrow, the campus activist feminist presence will out of revenge throw bricks through the windows of white frat houses.