Talking Smack

29 04 2016


And some news copy.

Of course Philly dope dealers would have to use the visage of a player who plays for the team clear on the other side of the country to advertise their heroin as the best, when Philadelphia’s own team was so bad this year that it barely won more games than Steph Curry’s team lost.  You can’t blame the smack dealers of Philly for thinking that putting Joel Embiid’s face on their smack packs won’t drive sales.


^^^ Not the heroin salesman of the year

Colorado Gold

29 04 2016


Dolphins drafted him last night. Who do they think they are? The Jets?

I’m surprised the NFL team in the weed legal state, the Denver Broncos, didn’t.

The Country Breathes a Sigh of Relief

26 04 2016

Las Vegas

Sheldon Adelson is starting to get interested in football.

With any luck, this will take his mind off of politics.

Wicked Something-or-Another Trick

20 04 2016

Your Blogmeister’s Desk

Channel 2 headline:

Study: MLB teams need more minority managers, female VPs

That’s where I stopped.

I bet the dork in Orlando with a fax machine makes an appearance.

That Ole Klan Just Ain’t What It Used To Be

18 04 2016

Paramus, New Jersey

Supposed Kluxer mad that a black guy didn’t sign with his favorite college football team.

What is triggering my hoaxdar?  This perfect Ebonics grammar:

“We Clemson.  We big-time football down here.”


Historical Racism Porn

17 04 2016


Asian city alderwoman has to force the city governments’s hand to make it apologize for something that the city government didn’t do 69 years ago.


And, since it’s that time of year again, the cynical part of me thinks that the Jackie Robinson hype every April 15 is meant to distract us from the agony of tax season, though the flaw in that theory is that the IRS won’t let us forget about taxes, I want to do something I’ve been meaning to do for a long time but just thought to get around to it right now.

On the 60th anniversary, April 15, 2007, Yahoo Sports republished some afternoon and next morning newspaper and wire service articles about the game, from New York and national media sources.  I’m going to cut and paste below.  You’ll notice that Jackie Robinson being the first black player in a regular season MLB game was mostly treated as an afterthought, if it was even mentioned.  That’s how unimportant the Holy Event was when the Holy Event actually happened.  You’ll also notice that the New York Post referred to Robinson, 28 years old on that day, as a “colored boy.”  SHTF if that happened today.  Though I like the Post’s version for another more parochial reason.


How Robinson’s debut was covered
April 11, 2007

How some media covered Jackie Robinson’s debut with the Brooklyn Dodgers on April 15, 1947:

Associated Press

BROOKLYN (AP) – Pete Reiser, key to Brooklyn’s flag chances, blazed a seventh-inning double off the screen a foot inside the right-field foul line at Ebbets Field today to drive across the tying and winning runs as the pilotless Dodgers opened their 1947 campaign with a 5-to-3 victory over the Boston Braves.

Although he did not get a hit in four official times at bat, Jackie Robinson, first Negro to play in modern big league ball, signalized his official debut as a Dodger by sprinting home with the deciding run on Reiser’s smash and playing perfect ball at first base.

International News Service

NEW YORK – For the first time in baseball history a Negro played in a major league game today.

The Negro was Jackie Robinson, first-baseman of the Brooklyn Dodgers, who helped his team defeat the Boston Braves 5 to 3.

The Dodgers, minus their manager, Leo Durocher, staged a three-run rally in the seventh to give Hal Gregg the decision over Johnny Sain.

New York Times
By Roscoe McGowen

Even without Skipper Leo Durocher, the good ship “Dodger” proved yesterday that it could sail safely into port, although slightly storm-battered in the process.

Managed by Clyde Sukeforth, skipper pro tem, who sent eighteen of his crew into action, the Brooks docked just ahead of the Boston Braves and are sharing the National League lead today – if it never happens again.

Flatbush fans, 26,623 of them, who watched their favorite team rally to win, 5-3, had no problem about dividing their cheers. All of them went to an old hero, Pistol Pete Reiser, who has heard that roar of acclaim so many times.

(Robinson mentioned only in play-by-play in sixth and 16th paragraphs)

New York Times
By Arthur Daley
(second half of his column)

The debut of Jackie Robinson was quite uneventful, even though he had the unenviable distinction of snuffing out a rally by hitting into a remarkable double play. His dribbler through the box in the fifth should have gone for a safety, but Dick Culler, playing in on the grass, made a diving stop, threw to second for a force while prostrate on the ground, and Connie Ryan nailed the fleet Robbie at first for a dazzling twin killing.

The muscular Negro minds his own business and shrewdly makes no effort to push himself. He speaks quietly and intelligently when spoken to and already has made a strong impression. “I was nervous in the first play of my first game at Ebbets Field,” he said with his ready grin, “but nothing has bothered me since.”

A veteran Dodger said of him, “Having Jackie on the team is still a little strange, just like anything else that’s new. We just don’t know how to act with him. But he’ll be accepted in time. You can be sure of that. Other sports have had Negroes. Why not baseball? I’m for him, if he can win games. That’s the only test I ask.” And that seems to be the general opinion.

Robinson’s tremendous speed afoot did accomplish one thing, since it set up the winning run which he personally carried home. His deft sacrifice bunt was so well placed that Earl Torgeson had to make a hurried throw to Ryan at the bag. And his shot caromed off a Robinson shoulder blade into right field to give both runners an extra base. Then Pete Reiser doubled them both home.

New York Herald Tribune
By Bob Cooke

The Brooklyn Dodgers, still without a permanent leader, found an adequate one for their opener yesterday when they grouped themselves behind Pete Reiser, their winged-footed outfielder, who encircled the Boston Braves with as much ease as he did the bases.

Reiser scored three runs and drove in two more as Brooklyn staged a snappy world premiere with the kind cooperation of the Bostonians. The score was 5 to 3, and it was Reiser who added up the totals.

A solemn crowd of 26,623 customers looked on, none of whom could be accused of relationship to the normal Ebbets Field fan who is frequently guilty of conduct unbecoming to the other boroughs. Both teams were politely cheered when the lineups were announced and John Cashmore, Brooklyn Borough President, was given a timid reception when he threw out the first ball.

The game was played in an atmosphere of stillness interrupted only by the patter of Reiser’s feet.

A number of observers had been attracted by the presence of Jackie Robinson, Brooklyn’s Negro first baseman, but as the innings passed it was all any one could do to keep their eyes on Reiser.

(10th paragraph)

Robinson fielded his position admirably, but was held hitless in three attempts. He rapped into a double play in the fifth with runners on first and third.

New York Herald Tribune
By Red Smith

Baseball, a game invented in Brooklyn by Larry MacPhail and refined to extreme lengths by Leo Durocher, returned to its birthplace yesterday with both its foster parents missing. Also missing were about 5,800 critters whose absence was unexplained. In spite of honey-and-gold weather, only 26,623 of Ebbets Field’s 32,500 seats were occupied, and there were wide, piebald patches of untented pews in left field. This gave rise of to a rumor considered widely implausible in some quarters – that Durocher has 5,800 friends in Brooklyn. …

(12th paragraph)

However, Hatten, helped himself with a skillful play on a grounder by Danny Litwhiler when the Braves were threatening in the fourth, and he might have got through all the way if Jackie Robinson could have aided him in the fifth innings.

That dark and anxious young man had grounded out the first time he faced Johnny Sain and flied out the second. Now he came up for the third time, with two runners on and one out. He seemed frantic with eagerness, restless as a can of worms.

He fouled off the first pitch. Phil Masi, the Boston catcher, caught it but knocked himself goggle-eyed against the Braves dugout and dropped the ball. Robinson took a called strike on the outside corner, then rapped a bleeder toward second which looked like a sure hit for a man of his speed.

Cutler, however, dived on the ball, scooped it to Connie Ryan, who tagged second and beat Robbie with a throw to first for a double play. Robinson kicked up dirt with his spikes but made no protest.

New York Daily News
By Dick Young

It has been said quite often of Pete Reiser, and by no less a person than Branch Rickey, that the kid is somewhat of a “hypo,” meaning hypochondriac. Maybe so, but to the Brooks he’s a hypo, meaning stimulant, and he wasted no time proving it again this season by breaking the Brooks on top of the NL pack with a masterful one-man show in yesterday’s 5-3 opening-day victory over the Braves.

(last paragraph)

In his debut, Jackie Robinson, the majors’ most-discussed rookie, fielded flawlessly at first base but went hitless in three official trips to the plate. He rolled out to third in the first, lofted a soft fly to left in the third, rifled a hot double-play grounder to short to close out the fifth, and then scored the winning tally on Reiser’s seventh-inning double, after reaching on a sacrifice-error by the Braves’ rookie counterpart – Earl Torgeson.

New York Journal-American
By Michael Gavan

The name of the new Brooklyn manager was of comparatively small interest in Flatbush today. Just as long as Pete Reiser can hit the ball and scamper around the bases as he did in the opening game what difference does it make who battles the umpires!

Potentially, the best ball player in the business, Pistol Pete could even mean a pennant if he could escape injury and play every day. He’s that good. Fitting example of a healthy Reiser’s unestimable value was provided in the glorious inaugural triumph over the Braves.

(Robinson not mentioned in story)

New York World-Telegram
By Bill Roder

EBBETS FIELD – Minus last year’s manager and coaches, the Dodgers opened the season here today in the first of three games against the Boston Braves, with Clyde Sukeforth as pro tem pilot.

The Dodgers won, 5-3.

Before a near sellout throng of 31,000 lefty Joe Hatten pitched against 20-game winner Johnny Sain.

Jackie Robinson, first Negro to play in the majors, was on first base for the Dodgers and a newcomer of less than 24 hours, Johnny Jorgenson, was on third base. Jorgenson was purchased last night from the farm in Montreal.

New York World-Telegram
By Bill Roeder
(The following day)

Have the Dodgers gone sane? That’s what Brooklyn fans were asking one another today as they praised Clyde (Pro Tem) Sukeforth’s first managerial performance and reviewed it comparatively, play by play, in terms of what Leo Durocher would have done.

Some of the fans thought they detected a rare element of cautious baseball in Sukeforth’s 5-3 opening day victory over the Braves. Are the fans right or wrong? The answer: yes and no. …

(8th paragraph)

… Howard Schultz replaced Jackie Robinson at first base in the ninth inning.

Sukeforth said he ran Tom Taum for Dixie Walker in the sixth inning, when the Dodgers were behind, because speed was required as a precaution against the double play. “We have so many good players on our team that I could afford to make a move like that,” Sukey explained.

Reiser, whose two hits, three runs scored and two driven in represented Brooklyn’s effective offense in toto, had a reassuring word for Robinson, who went hitless his first game in the big leagues. “He’ll be all right,” Pete volunteered. “He’ll steady down and he’ll be fine.” Sukeforth had the same to say about the other rookie, Johnny Jorgenson, the overnight regular at third base.

New York Post
By Arch Murray

Ebbets Field – With their lost leader a forlorn figure in California and nobody exactly eager for his old job, the Durocherless Dodgers started out today on the quest that failed a year ago. As Leo himself used to put it, they’ll be out after the Cardinals all over again.

Billy Southworth’s resurgent Braves – the same club that knocked them out of the 1946 pennant on the last day of the season – furnished the initial opposition before a sellout house at Ebbets Field. But the world champion Redbirds, heavily favored to repeat, will be the main target as old.

Joe Hatten, sophomore southpaw who beat the Bostons four times last year without defeat, opened on the mound with Johnny Sain, curve-balling 20-game winner, as his opponent. Jackie Robinson, the first colored boy ever to don major league flannels, started at first base and batted second for the Dodgers.

WWT and NBA vs NC

14 04 2016

North Carolina

North Carolina’s “controversial” (i.e. common sense and scientifically correct) law is not anti-LGBT, it’s anti-T.

It’s just that, like I said earlier in this space, when it comes to the Grand Acronym, all the letters have signed a mutual defense treaty with each other, so that when any one letter comes under attack, all the other letters have to come to its defense as if the attack was on them specifically.  Furthermore, the various constituent parts of the Democrat-left coalition of the fringes have the same sort of informal mutual defense treaty, so the bigger wheels in the coalition are also getting ready to invade North Carolina.  To beat all, even RINOs are getting in on the fun:  Mark Kirk was one of several Senators to write a letter to NBA commissioner Adam Silver to ask him to move the NBA All-Star Game out of Charlotte in 2017.

The Democrat-left wants us to hate the 1%, but they are dancing to the tune of the 0.1%.


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