Watch Those Swingin’ Doors (Cause You’ll Get Yours)

20 11 2017


Buckle up, because I’m about to floor the gas on cynicism.

From the S-T.  Read it, and then come back.  Don’t do that kind of thing I know you all do all the time, go and read something I point you to, and then don’t come back.  As if I gave you a hall pass to go to the restroom, and then you don’t come back to class, instead, you sneak out of the building and then go fishing.

Good, you came back.

Huddle around Ye Olde Wheelchair, because I’m about to tell you the real reason why Pfleger is upset.

These banks’ special door systems make it harder to rob banks.  Pfleger’s church is full of black women whose incomes are supplemented by their thug sons’ criminality, including bank robbery.  You can bet that some of that loot from the banks ends up in Pfleger’s collection plates.

I point you again to some good quality reading material.

And then an answer to my mysterious song reference.



My Unique Take on the Death of Kenneka Jenkins

14 11 2017


In spite of some of the craziness that has come out of the death of Kenneka Jenkins in Chicago, i.e. the theory that the Illuminati ordered the hotel to assassinate her in order to harvest her organs and especially her liver for the benefit of Selena Gomez, and the angry protests held near the hotel in reaction, it’s really simple: A bunch of dope boys took out a few rooms to floss their dope profits, Kenneka Jenkins was loosely attached to the gang that threw the party, so she had an “in” to the party. At the party, she got high and drunk out of ten peoples’ minds, staggered around the hotel, somehow made her way into a storage freezer, and passed out while in there, where she suffered hypothermia and died.

Sure, hers are the kind of organs you’d really want. Especially her liver.

The more interesting angle to me is where precisely in Chicago the hotel, namely, the Crowne Plaza, can be found. It’s not in Chicago itself, but in the suburb of Rosemont, which is next to O’Hare and mostly consists of airport-themed businesses, including a lot of hotels. Just as St. Louis’s black dope dealers like to celebrate profitable weeks by partying at hotels near Lambert, so it seems that Chicago’s black dope dealers do the same near O’Hare. I wonder what’s up with that — Do they think the airport emits some sort of magical talisman quality that makes hotels near it good places to throw drug dealer parties? Since these are the kind of people that rarely leave their cities, they’re not partying near an airport in order to make a quick getaway.

And that leads to my most important point: The taboo matter here is what I just wrote, the dope dealer parties. In a more healthy social and political culture, the hotel owners would be able to turn away the business of these obviously shady looking black people. Or, if a respectable looking front man or woman booked the room(s), and a dope dealer party wound up happening, the hotel could toss ’em out. Except we don’t have a healthy social and political culture right now, we have a diverse one. Just ask the St. Louis-based Adam’s Mark chain about what happens when hotels turn away shady black people. And, once again, keeping up with the recurring theme of this evening’s post storm, everyone important circles the wagons around black dope dealers and protects them.  Subversive thinking alert:  Maybe this is why.

Long and short, if the Crowne Plaza in Rosemont had the right to turn away shady black business, that particular dope dealer gang party would have never happened at that hotel, Kenneka Jenkins wouldn’t have been there, bonkering herself out on booze and dope, and she’s still be alive today.  For whatever that’s worth.

Kek is a God of Irony

5 07 2017


Old Light Through Old Windows

4 07 2017


When I read the headline, I knew it was window dressing, for one major reason:

CPS is a district that constantly struggles with high school graduation rates, trying to make them increase and keep them high.  Therefore, how would any measure that, if taken literally and enforced militantly, only serves to decrease graduation rates, be anything more than window dressing?

Then they gave it away at about the end in the obvious sense.  They also gave the game away in about the middle in a more subtle sense, when they note that the junior colleges in Chicago automatically accept any CPD graduate.  Which means, even if the school’s admins press the issue, which we know they won’t, they can show their junior college admission letter.

PR hail mary heave to the end zone for Rahm on education, that’s all this is.


And also, if you get the sneaking feeling there’s a song reference somewhere in this post…Hell, it’s me…You know that’s the kind of thing I do.

Jack Taylor, Call Your Office

15 06 2017



Enterprise CarShare halts service in Chicago, citing ‘theft, vandalism and fraud’

Chicago crime has led Enterprise’s car-sharing operation to cancel existing reservations in the area and stop taking new ones, the company says.

Enterprise CarShare has had “a lack of vehicle availability” for the past six weeks, as “a direct effect of significant vandalism, theft and fraud,” the company told its members via email Tuesday.

About 40 percent of Enterprise CarShare’s fleet had been involved in theft or vandalism, a company spokesman said.


But, remember, Jackass Taylor loves him some Dindus.

Rahm Need Not Have Worried

31 05 2017



If I’m doing PR for Rahm, I tell him to do nothing, say nothing, intimate nothing, about the news of the raw population decline.

Because, considering the demographics of who is coming at some number x, and who is leaving at some larger number y, it’s good news.

Instead, Rahm just had to open his mouth and insert his foot, with an excuse so lame that even the Chicago media that generally love him picked it apart.

When you’re leading the race, don’t do anything that’s going to make you trip over your own feet.

Of course, I have to consider the possibility that Rahm actually knows the time of day, and he knows he can’t gloat in public about his city losing black people, so he acts like he’s upset about the overall population loss, and deliberately spews what he knows is a bullshit excuse, to conceal his glee.


Dynamo of Bell Curve City

8 05 2017


Makes an appearance today, it does.

For noobs:  What I mean by “dynamo of bell curve city” is the logical biconditional that often presents in the ghetto.

If A causes B and is caused by B at the same time, while B causes A and is caused by A at the same time, if A and B are close to each other, and either one happens, then they’ll both keep happening in perpetuity.

In symbolic form:

A <=> B

A = Black violence

B = Black funerals or memorial services