Rahm’s Begging, Translated

7 12 2016



The Latest: Emanuel asks Trump to protect immigrants

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel says he hand-delivered to Donald Trump a letter from mayors of some of the nation’s largest cities urging the incoming president to continue to protect young immigrants.

Let me translate this begging by Rahm and the other mayors:

“Latino immigrants are only practical buffer against the black undertow.  Please don’t get rid of ’em, or otherwise, we’ll be in Shitavious’s direct line of fire.”

This Is Getting Embarrassing

28 11 2016


A few weeks ago, a small gang of blacks from Kansas City stole some souped-up Dodges from the Napleton dealership in St. Peters.

Now, this.

I referenced this in the weekend wrap-up yesterday.  I didn’t write this at the time, but it was a bit curious to me that this gang hit the gas and sped up 55.

Now we know why — They were going home, because the whole gang is from Chicago.

C’mon, St. Louis blacks.  You’re not going to let Kansas City and Chicago blacks invade your town, your turf, and do the car stealing and mahogany mob robbing that you’re too lazy to do lately, are you?  They like dissed you, or something like that.

This is more embarrassing than the Cubs and Royals winning the WS in the previous two seasons.

Exhibit A

20 09 2016

Joliet, Illinois

I can see their point.

We have plenty of helicopteral and windshield evidence that black people can drive automobiles at a very rapid rate.

Get with it, NASCAR.

Dynamo of Bell Curve City

12 09 2016


Keeps going.

ICYMI, I added “Dynamo of Bell Curve City” as an item in my FAQ.

Take Your Best Shot

4 09 2016


NBC Sports:

Dwyane Wade said his purpose in Chicago is “bigger than basketball”

Dwyane Wade has come home to Chicago in part because Bulls’ management was embarrassed not making the playoffs and they are counting on the three-time NBA champ, the 12-time All-Star, to turn things around.

Wade wants to do much more than that.

He is coming home to a city torn apart by violence — one where his cousin, Nykea Aldridge, was shot pushing her stroller down the street — and he wants to take steps to end the cycle of violence, he told George Stephanopoulos on “Good Morning America.”

His job is to insert a 9.5 inch wide ball through an 18-inch hole set 10 feet above the floor on behalf of his own team, and to prevent anyone on the other team from doing so.  Not sure how that deters black violent crime.  But, give it your best shot.  Pun intended.

Wasn’t there some really really really good player in Chicago, some say the best ever, between 1984 and 1996?  Most of those were really bad crime years in the city as well.  This means that Mr. Wade, not quite as good as the one whose name I can’t remember, is swimming against the tide of past performance.

I Got All That From a Video

31 08 2016


And more.

Mash up the video with that clip from the Trib, and I think we’re witnessing the beginning of a series of events which inevitably and inexorably will end in both the Presidency of the United States becoming an obvious dictatorship and many black parts of cities being placed under martial law, and by “martial,” I mean the 101st Airborne kind of martial law.  It could be the “strike while the iron is hot” opportunity for #NRx.

Don’t agree with me?  Tell me how this toothpaste is going to go back into the tube.

I’m Not Used to This Much Irony Before Noon

25 08 2016


I get the hunch there’s a rapper somewhere underneath all those tattoos.