So Typical Me

20 11 2017

Santa Monica, California

Jeffrey Tambor:  Suspect since 1979.  Because:

Yes, that’s Patricia (“Patty”) McCormack of Rhoda Penmark fame.

And isn’t this so typical me, these days, that I know Jeffrey Tambor and Patty McCormack before I know Nicholas Stix.  I’m going to have to ask those doctors to rewire my priority circuits.

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My Unique Take on the Fall of Harveywood (Plus a Claire McCaskill Cameo)

14 11 2017

Los Angeles

Harv was doing the ole sexual harassment thing for decades, he now admits. And he did it to some A-listers, including Ashley Judd, Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie.

So why didn’t any of his victims squeal while it was happening? Why did it take him outing himself, (possibly to soften the blow of what he knew was his own brother going public, which would be ironic because we later found out his brother was part of the same swamp), after all these years and decades?

And also, pray, Harv, what does Wayne LaPierre have to do with any of this, or even just the price of bread? That would be just as silly as me blaming Gloria Steinem for my getting hit by a car.

The more interesting subplot here is what it took to keep all his victims quiet all these years, the coordinated network of threats, blackmail and intimidation. Start digging into that, and you’ll wind up knocking your shovel into one Federal felony after another after another. Yes, the media which he either owned, bought, started or leveraged, and his good relationships with (((other friendly sources))) that he didn’t actually have any control over, helped sustain his image for a long time and precluded any of this busting out wide open long before it did. However, that can only get you so far. It’s really not possible to cover this kind of thing up as well as he and (((his cronies))) did for as long as they did without busting through a lot of pages of the U.S.C., and by that, I don’t mean the University of Southern California film and movie major program.

To repeat, the cover up is always worse than the crime, especially in this case, because the “crime” is probably not actually a crime.  If you want to see Harv in Club Fed, that’s where you’ll have to look, the cover up.  Especially since the women in this case aren’t exactly pure innocent goody two shoes primae donnae victims here, because women tend to throw themselves at high status men.  Or, alternatively, the women who wish they could throw themselves at high status men but high status men aren’t interested in them promptly run to internet clickholes and kvetch about sumtin’ sumtin’ social justice.

Footnote 1:  The #MeToo hashtagapalooza all over the Tweeter that happened coincidentally in the direct aftermath of L’Affaire Weinstein breaking out I think is not a timing coincidence.  I happen to think it was a manufactured PR stunt/diversion on the part of Harv’s surrogates or fellow travelers to try to fluff up the frequency of professional sexual harassment in order to make Harv seem “not so bad.”  If you ever watched Billy Madison, then you’ll remember this part, which should drive the analogy home.  It’s also why, as any good red pilled brain could have predicted, that Official Feminism is trying to distract us from the bad actor of a Hollywood Jew who unloads truckloads of money on leftist causes and Democrat politicians and trying to pawn this off on all men, one clickbait article on a clickhole-left website suggested that men need a curfew.

Footnote 2:  Which is why I think that everyone is all of a sudden dropping all these dimes, almost all of them are being dropped on libs/Democrats.  This article is at least by its title and beginning about Jackie Speier, of Leo Ryan/Jim Jones/Jonestown fame, but you’ll see that our very own Claire McCaskill makes a cameo appearance.  In it, she says that “when she was a young state legislator in her twenties, she asked the speaker of the Missouri House of Representatives for advice on getting her first bill out of committee,” and after that, said Speaker’s answer involved knee pads.  Now, C-McC was in the State House from January 1983 to January 1989, and she turned 30 on July 24, 1983, so it was only during the first year’s regular session of her first term that she was both in her twenties and in the State House.  Which means that if her memory is accurate, the incident happened some time between January 1 and May 31, 1983.  Precisely speaking, that doesn’t matter, because the House Speaker for the entirety of her State House service was Bob Griffin, who also happens to be the longest tenured House Speaker in state history (1981-95), and unless term limits are repealed, he’ll have that record forever.  Of course, you all remember what happened with Griffin at the end of his career which both caused its ending and drew the interest of Federal prosecutors.  He was actually the second State House Speaker of a succession of three that the Feds nailed, two before Griffin was Richard Rabbitt, whom the Feds sent up the river in 1977.  Anyway, back to the subject, this means that Claire just dropped the dime on Bob Griffin.

Footnote 3:  Harv wanted to buy Strolling Bone magazine?  If that would have actually happened…oh boy…Fall 2017 would have been the season of a million self-writing jokes.  Haven Monahan would have been the most confused non-existing person in the world.





Mary Tyler Moore, RIP

25 01 2017

Connecticut

ordinarypeople

She was known for comedy acting, and well known as Lucille Ball’s protege.

But particularly noteworthy in her career was this non-comedy role, co-starring role along side Donald Sutherland in the drama that won the Best Picture Oscar for 1980, which was saying a lot because that year was a great one for movies.  And for good reason:  Ordinary People just does it for me because it’s two things:  One, dramatic involving family matters and women to some extent without being notably feminine, and two, borderline Shakespearean in plot.

The red envelope company has it DVD-only.





Naked City

28 12 2016

Downtown

The First 48 to film SLPD Homicide starting next month.

For the longest, SLPD brass has been adamant about not wanting to be part of real life cop shows, and they were especially adamant about never wanting to be on COPS.

I wonder what’s behind the sudden about-face.

Probably money.





Sensationality Show

26 12 2016

New York

Just before Christmas, I was digesting some of the SJW outrage that A&E was going to run a Klan “reality” show.  SJWs are many things, but sociopolitically sophisticated is not one of them.  Not a one of them was sophisticated enough or had the sense or cynicism enough to consider the possibility (i.e. the reality, as you will find out in a moment) that I figured out off top, that the whole thing is a paid actor-driven smokescreen to help raise money for the paranoia-industrial complex.

Here I go with my victory lap:

“Our goal with this series has always been to expose and combat racism and hatred in all its forms,” the network said in a statement. “However, A&E learned last night from the third-party producers who made the documentary that cash payments — which we currently understand to be nominal — were made in the field to some participants in order to facilitate access. While we stand behind the intent of the series and the seriousness of the content, these payments are a direct violation of A&E’s policies and practices for a documentary. We had previously provided assurances to the public and to our core partners — including the Anti-Defamation League and Color of Change — that no payment was made to hate group members, and we believed that to be the case at the time. We have now decided not to move forward with airing this project.”

Emphasis mine.

This same network had something of the same purpose in mind when it started Duck Dynasty.  It wanted to make fun of rural Southern working class whites, but the whole thing blew up in their faces.





“First Latina”

25 09 2016

Manhattan

Find out about the naughty intersectional things she did to rent asunder the progressivetard stack.

And by the way, “Latina?”  Looks to me to be a white woman with a Spanish language surname.  When it comes to the official presentation of Hispanics and Latinos in the United States, we seem to get a lot of that.

Also, SNL should worry more about actual comedy than social justice; it hasn’t been much funny in years.  Though maybe I just answered my own question.





That’s What I’m Talking About

21 09 2016

Guess what the theme of the upcoming season of Survivor, which debuts tonight, is about.

“Using only the raw materials found on this island, your task is to brew a barrel of craft beer.”

Take heed, Millennial.  This will be a brief taste of what’s to come when your helicopter parents can no longer protect you from our cynical ravages.

There was a rumor that Survivor was going to do a season broken down along race.  Since that was too hot to touch, then breaking off on generational lines is much safer.