“First Latina”

25 09 2016

Manhattan

Find out about the naughty intersectional things she did to rent asunder the progressivetard stack.

And by the way, “Latina?”  Looks to me to be a white woman with a Spanish language surname.  When it comes to the official presentation of Hispanics and Latinos in the United States, we seem to get a lot of that.

Also, SNL should worry more about actual comedy than social justice; it hasn’t been much funny in years.  Though maybe I just answered my own question.





That’s What I’m Talking About

21 09 2016

Guess what the theme of the upcoming season of Survivor, which debuts tonight, is about.

“Using only the raw materials found on this island, your task is to brew a barrel of craft beer.”

Take heed, Millennial.  This will be a brief taste of what’s to come when your helicopter parents can no longer protect you from our cynical ravages.

There was a rumor that Survivor was going to do a season broken down along race.  Since that was too hot to touch, then breaking off on generational lines is much safer.





Monetizing Mo’ne

11 08 2016

Los Angeles

pitch-fox

The irony is that the real Mo’ne Davis herself, even at the age of 13 playing in the LLWS, had enough foresight to know that her competitive baseball career was living on borrowed time, that once they hit puberty, the boys will all of a sudden start throwing a lot harder, while she won’t, therefore her future athletic ambition is in basketball and specifically the University of Connecticut.

I’d like to predict that this will be a ratings bust.  But then again, it involves a black woman as the central character, and when you’re dealing with black women audiences, they really have a way of surprising everyone.  See:  Scandal, Blackish, Empire, Real Housewives, Basketball Wives, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, and the Tyler Perry movies.  If Pitch isn’t counterprogrammed against another black women favored show, I bet they’ll made it appointment viewing.  Especially if, considering the promo poster above is any hint, sexual innuendo between her white teammates and her is a recurring theme.  Which is why BW love Scandal.





Anton Yelchin Joins the 27 Club

20 06 2016

Los Angeles

Read all about it.

Even though, statistically speaking, there is no 27 Club, it is an interesting coincidence and curiosity.

And to ease your troubled mind, Adele turned 28 last month.





Internet of Things

5 03 2016

Your Blogmeister’s Hotel Room

Season 2 Episode 9 of “The Garfield Show,” episode title “Night of Apparatuses.”

Netflix streaming has it.

The Internet of Things just might wind up turning out that badly.

The second short in this same episode, “Land of Hold,” is also a hoot.





Smallest Violin

18 01 2016

Los Angeles

Because there were no affirmative action Oscar nominations given to black actors or black-ish movies, there’s pressure on this year’s host, Chris Crock, to drop out and boycott.

This means that to protest the lack of affirmative action in nominations, they want the affirmative action host not to do the only affirmative actiony thing about this year’s Oscars.

Just, lame.

If we crackers had our act together, you black people would be sooooooooooooooooooo fucked.





Straight Out of the Oscars

16 01 2016

Los Angeles

While Straight Outta Compton did receive on Oscar nomination, the #OscarsStillSoWhite crabs have to realize that AMPAS was never going to reward that movie with hardware.

Why not?

Because the movie portrayed one Mr. Jerry Heller as being decidedly less than ethical with N.W.A. members’ finances and accounting.