Wicked Racial Profiling Trick

22 05 2017

Fairview Heights

By-line reporter named Belleville writing about a Cahokia man (WRPT alert) shooting into the CEC in Fairview Heights.

Any way to work Swansea into this?





MissingLink Strikes Again

17 05 2017

Fairview Heights

Or, in this case, is struck.





Wicked Racial Profiling Trick

11 05 2017

Springfield

He wasn’t his brother’s keeper.





You’ll Never Guess

9 05 2017

ESL

Guess his age.

Guess his first name.

Don’t click this until you have.





Wicked Racial Profiling Trick

2 02 2017

ESL

Just the first two words of the headline.  You’ll be able to figure out the rest just from those.  You won’t even need to click the link.

nigerian





Rough Trade

8 01 2017

Belleville

Me, January 1:

Twenty four MCS dicks are on the case.  Why?  To determine what we can already fathom, that this was a “wrong side of the tracks” gang land hit?

Turns out it wasn’t a wrong side of the tracks gang land hit.

It was a white gay judge who loved himself some black rough trade.

Ooh, I didn’t just say that, did I? Have I gone too far, or have I not gone far enough?

The P-D goes over young Mr. Fields’s recent criminal history, so recent that I had a post about him in 2013.  Note that Fields got a six-year bid but only did about three.





The Joke Writes Itself

7 01 2017

East St. Louis

ftrump-esl

They won’t be laughing when starting 13 days from now, they get drafted into the Navy.