That’s the thing to do when you’re stuck in a hole.
Germany is trying to teach refugees the right way to have sex
After a rash of sexual assaults allegedly committed by suspects including asylum seekers on New Year’s Eve, the Germans have been on a mission to re-educate migrants, especially males, about sexual norms in the West. In Munich, public pools, for instance, published cartoons warning migrants not to grope women in bikinis. Also in Bavaria, public money is partially funding sexual education classes including lessons for male migrants on how to correctly approach German women.
But if all that is stick — the new government website is definitely more carrot: a guide to the pleasures of sex and the single migrant (or married, for that matter).
But while the illustrations may be more health class than Hustler, the site nevertheless engages in a surprisingly blunt lesson on the giving and receiving of sexual pleasure.
Sexual intercourse is fully illustrated here, along with a suggestion to “vary movements in speed, rhythm and intensity” and a special tip that it can be enjoyed while “lying, sitting, standing or squatting.”
“For example, the man can be on top of the woman, the woman on top of the man or the man behind the woman,” the site states.
It then probes deeper into the world of sexual gratification, including graphic descriptions of the various ways to perform oral sex, anal sex and masturbation. wall on World War T is a clue that he’s about to sell out the store to plutocrats.
They’re starting with people who already have a disturbing propensity to take it by force when they want it, (“he Sanduskyed that boy because he had a sexual emergency”), then telling them that sex is even more fun than even they know.
And they don’t think that this will actually make rapes and sexual assaults happen more often. Not only that, they think it’ll result in just the opposite.
Let me know how that works out for you. Though you probably won’t; it will work out just as I predict, but the German authorities and media will go pedal to the metal to cover it up, and instead, we’ll hear 200 decibel screaming about Hitler Nazi Holocaust. Though if that happens, that will be our clue that the refugees are really getting rapey. Just as Obama going balls to the wall on World War T is a clue that he’s about to sell out the store to plutocrats.