Illuminati Snotty

6 04 2014

New York

I don’t need to know from the implications of some old washed up has been rapper wearing some neck chain at a basketball game that white people are all evil devils that need to be wiped off the face of the Earth.  I already found that out by reading the Democrat Party platform.

It’s this Illuminati business I want to address.

You know and I know that the Illuminati were a group of proto-communist egalitarian radical intellectuals in late 18th century France who stirred up the pile of shit that would come to be known as the French Revolution.  Once Napoleon rose to power out of the chaos they created, he wiped out both the revolution and the Illuminist revolutionaries.

Somehow, it went from that to half the black people on the Internet using “Illuminati” to mean anyone with at least a little bit of money and power.  I suspect it started in prison — Some black man in prison heard some white man in prison talk about the Illuminati.  The white man probably didn’t quite get it right himself, but the black man half listened and half paid attention, started running his lips to other blacks, it got around like a game of telephone, and now it’s gotten so ridiculous and out of hand that third rate internet comedians are said to be part of the Illuminati.



10 03 2014






Tap That

3 03 2014


Kenyan Church Pastor Bans Female Parishioners From Wearing Underwear

NAIROBI, Kenya (CBSDC/AP) – A local pastor has ordered all women who attend service at Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church to refrain from wearing undergarments while attending so that they can more easily receive the spirit of Jesus Christ.

The Kenyan Daily Post is reporting that a pastor identified only as “Reverend Njohi” claimed bras and underwear are not godly. Additionally, the paper says Njohi wants women who attend service at the church to be “free,” and that there would be consequences for those who do not comply.

Who knew that the spirit of Jesus Christ was found in Reverend Njohi’s dick?

What’s more astounding than him making this rule is that there will probably be tons of women in his church that comply.

And just when I resume reading the article, I get to the next paragraph:

According to the UK Metro, most women did, in fact, show up at the church, located in the eastern suburb of Dandora, the following Sunday without any undergarments on under their clothing.

If they went along with him this far, then I don’t see why he didn’t ask for complete nudity.  After all, if Reverend Muh Dikker is going to tap all those asses, he might as well get all obstructions out of the way.

Let Me Get This Orthodox

16 12 2013


They took away his prize and won’t let him represent the school because his essay about how religion has been used to justify murder throughout history was inappropriate for fourth and fifth graders.

Huh?  Isn’t this the official orthodoxy of history education today?

Oh wait, I forgot.  Christianity causes wars, Islam is a religion of peace.

BTW, “Patel Partnership School?”  What’s this school supposed to do?  Teach you how to run quickie marts and motels?

Unfortunately, He’s Right

3 12 2013


Jim McDermott to Al Sharpton:  “You and the Pope are on the same wavelength.”

And it got that way without Sharpton having to do anything.

Massive Wreck at the Intersectionality of Feminism and Islam

2 12 2013


Femen hits Egypt, the blasphemy police strike back.

Now, will Western feminists take the hint and start thinking it might not be a good idea to let Muslims immigrate to Western countries?

Don’t bet your bra on it.


2 12 2013


According to him, the dead can consent to sex.

Don’t worry for him too much — This is Sweden.  All he’ll have to do is claim that necrophilia is compliant with some Muslim mumbo jumbo, then scream racism and Islamophobia, and the Swedish justice system will fold like a cheap deck of cards.  In enough time for all involved to get to Ikea.

Sane Country

2 12 2013

St. Paul, Minnesota


If you didn’t know what this was, you’d still get the feeling that this isn’t something you would see in a sane country.

H/T Daily Kenn.

Racism. And Also, Give Me Your Money.

22 11 2013

Birmingham, England

There is an easy way out of this.

Don’t get cowed by the “racism” accusation.

The man even wrote a book about it.

BTW, when did Islam become a race?

Prosecution Rests

25 10 2013

Colorado Springs


‘So help me God’ optional in Air Force honor oath

Air Force Academy cadets are no longer required to say “so help me God” at the end of the Honor Oath, school officials said Friday.

Fe fi fo fum, I smell the blood of some knave/loser who runs around in his parents’ basement clad only in his underroos doing political activism from his iPad.

Mikey Weinstein, founder and president of the Military Religious Freedom Foundation…

Okay, I was wrong about the underroos, and the parents’ basement thing.

Other than that, the prosecution rests.

Never Too Much

22 10 2013

New York


Muslim City Councilman Pleased As Candidates Back School Holidays


But passersby at Flatbush and Atlantic avenues in Brooklyn said the holiday proposals are getting out of hand, 1010 WINS’ Carol D’Auria reported Saturday.

“We all have some holidays in common, but to celebrate every one of them is a lot,” one man said. “It’s too many, I think.”

“If you give everybody off holidays, then the children will never be in school,” a woman said. “I think that our children need to be in school at all times, because they need to be educated.”

“Getting out of hand?” “It’s too many?” What kind of racism is this?

Don’t they know that nothing is ever too much for the sacred cause of diversity?  People talk about Christianity, Islam, Judaism and all the other major religions and faith systems practiced in New York.  But diversity is the most holy of all.


19 10 2013



Talib Al-Ganzawy is his name, threatening to shoot up mosques is his game.

I wonder…what would you call a small mosque?  A mosquito?

Norwegian Man

18 10 2013



Funny.  When I think of “Hans” or “Lars,” I don’t quite picture him.

Regrets, They’ll Have a Few

13 10 2013


St. Louis and Missouri Catholics supporting tax credits for people who are paying private school tuition.

Since they’re tax credits and not direct giveaways, and will only be relevant to people who have net liability on their state income tax returns, I don’t think this will be a mechanism for Bellcurvii to flood Catholic schools.

But the Church will come to regret it if it comes to pass.  Even this kind of indirect state subsidy will be enough of a hook that brings about state and eventually Federal control of Catholic schools.

Already, Catholic schools in St. Louis that administered various Federally-funded summer education programs had to cover up their religious statues and artwork in the schools where they held those programs.

Who Let Him Into Our Country and State?

8 10 2013




Missouri Man Gets 14 Years for Al-Qaida Support

A Kansas City businessman who swore an oath of allegiance to al-Qaida and three years ago pleaded guilty to providing financial support to the international terror group was sentenced Monday to 14 years in prison, despite a plea from his attorney for lenience because of the risk he took by becoming an informant against the organization.

Khalid Ouazzani, 35, who pleaded guilty in May 2010 to bank fraud, money laundering and conspiracy to support a terrorist group, was sentenced in federal court in Kansas City.

Federal prosecutors claimed Ouazzani provided more than $23,000 to al-Qaida and had pledged more, with the hope of eventually traveling to the Middle East to join the fight against the U.S.

In his guilty plea, Ouazzani admitted making false claims to borrow money for a used auto parts business and wiring the proceeds to a bank in Dubai. That money was used to purchase an apartment in Dubai that later sold for a $17,000 profit, which was given to al-Qaida. Ouazzani also admitted sending the terror group $6,500 from the sale of his business.

Ouazzani, a married father of two who became a U.S. citizen in June 2006, admitted in his plea bargain to bank fraud, money laundering and conspiracy to support a terrorist group after admitting he gave money and swore an oath of allegiance to the terror network in 2008.

“Missouri man.”  Not me.

Really, I would have been fine with him leaving America.  I am steaming about him ever being allowed to come to America to begin with and attain citizenship.

Which idiot…

Oh, yeah.

Twenty Questions

30 09 2013

Nairobi, Kenya


Terrorists used new tactic to spare some Muslims

The turbaned gunmen who infiltrated Nairobi’s Westgate mall arrived with a set of religious trivia questions: As terrified civilians hid in toilet stalls, behind mannequins, in ventilation shafts and underneath food court tables, the assailants began a high-stakes game of 20 Questions to separate Muslims from those they consider infidels.

A 14-year-old boy saved himself by jumping off the mall’s roof, after learning from friends inside that they were quizzed on names of the Prophet Muhammad’s relatives. A Jewish man scribbled a Quranic scripture on his hand to memorize, after hearing the terrorists were asking captives to recite specific verses. Numerous survivors described how the attackers from al-Shabab, a Somali cell which recently joined al-Qaida, shot people who failed to provide the correct answers.

Their chilling accounts, combined with internal al-Shabab documents discovered earlier this year by The Associated Press, mark the final notch in a transformation within the global terror network, which began to rethink its approach after its setbacks in Iraq. Al-Qaida has since realized that the indiscriminate killing of Muslims is a strategic liability, and hopes instead to create a schism between Muslims and everyone else, whom they consider “kuffar,” or apostates.

Obama will negotiate with these people.

John Boehner is a terrorist.

Moral Contradiction

24 09 2013

Vatican City

Pope Francis has philosophy as one of his many college degrees.  So I know he knows what a moral contradiction is.

So why would he engage in one, like this?

Pope defends immigrant rights, denounces ‘slave labor’

Pope Francis urged countries on Tuesday to welcome and respect migrants and refugees and not treat them as “pawns on the chessboard of humanity”.

Francis, who has made the defense of the poor and vulnerable a cornerstone of his papacy, said in a message for the World Day of Migrants and Refugees that there should be a change in attitude on the part of host countries.

“Migrants and refugees are not pawns on the chessboard of humanity,” he said in the message, which is sent to government and international institutions such as the United Nations.

“They are children, women and men who leave or who are forced to leave their homes for various reasons, who share a legitimate desire for knowing and having, but above all for being more.”

He also repeated his condemnation of “slave labor” and trafficking, developing his criticism of a “throwaway culture”.

I know most of you reading these words get it, even though the low IQ low information undertow doesn’t.

Right to Counsel

13 08 2013

Douglasville, Georgia


Good news — She found a lawyer.

Think It Through

11 08 2013


Six Muslim inmates in the Greene County hoosegow are filing a lawsuit over how the Sheriff and its deputies inconvenienced them during Ramadanadingdoing.

What does this mean?  There are somehow enough Muslims in Springfield or somewhere in Greene County such that there are at least six Muslim inmates in the county can.


Buckle Up

25 07 2013

Columbus, Ohio

Irresistible Force vs Immovable Object is about to be solved.  But I don’t think it’s going to be pretty.

Might I also suggest a helmet?

You know, the irony of this is that the militant atheist community is in terms of ethnicity (but definitely not religion) heavily Jewish.

On the Wings of a Turtle

23 07 2013

The Pentagon


Lawmakers battle over push to create military ‘chaplain’ for atheists

Members of Congress are set to square off over a push to create military chaplains for people who do not believe in God.

Pardon me, but the very concept of atheist clergy makes as much sense as wings on a turtle.  The prefix “a-” in “atheism” means “the absence of,” and indeed, atheists have faith in the fact that there is no supernatural power or extranatural source of spirituality.  The absence of God implies that there should also be an absence of clergy and also chaplains.

Two Strikes

23 07 2013

Webster Groves


Not surprised.


Two reasons:

1.  Webster Groves

2.  UCC

H/T Jihad Watch.

Girl Power

15 07 2013

Middle East

The Economist:

Untraditional choice

The Middle East beats the West in female tech founders

CONFERENCES on start-ups, the old joke goes, are the only events where there is never a queue for the ladies’ room. Only 10% of internet entrepreneurs across the world are women, according to Startup Compass, a firm that tracks such things.

Except in Amman and other Middle Eastern cities, it seems. There, the share of women entrepreneurs is said to average 35%—an estimate seemingly confirmed by the mix of the sexes at “Mix‘n’Mentor”, a recent gathering in the Jordanian capital organised by Wamda, an online publication for start-ups.

Reasons abound, and they are not always positive, says Nina Curley, Wamda’s editor. Although more than half of university graduates in many Middle Eastern countries (51% in Jordan) are women, the workforce is dominated by men (women provide only 21% of it overall, and a paltry 16% in Jordan). The internet, however, is a new space that is more meritocratic and not as heavily male. The technology also lets entrepreneurs work from home, making it easier to raise children.

Here’s perhaps one more of those abounding reasons:  Too many men in the ME think they know everything they’ll ever need to know once they finish reading two books:  The Koran, and Bomb-Building for Dummies.

Boko Haram Again

14 07 2013


Follow up to July 6.


Insight: Nigeria Islamists hit schools to destroy Western ideas

They crept up to the school under cover of darkness, armed with petrol and automatic weapons.

Most of the teachers and pupils had fled, but some students, one teacher and headmaster Adanu Haruna were still in the compound, one of many rural boarding schools in Nigeria surrounded by forest and farmland.

“They made the students line up and strip naked, then they made the ones with pubic hair lie face down on the ground,” Haruna said, eyes wide with horror at describing the attack on the iron-roofed school built by British colonizers in the 1950s.

“They shot them point blank then set the bodies on fire.”

Okay, which Imam put out a fatwa against pubes?

Voltaire Might Have Said It

13 06 2013


I guess you could call this “No Mosque Left Behind.”

Voltaire once said that you can tell who rules you on account of who you’re not allowed to criticize.  I guess he would also agree that you can tell who the protected classes are for whom the black hat crowd isn’t spying on.

Shari’ah Jay

4 06 2013



Nixon vetoes ‘Sharia Law’ bill, saying it would endanger foreign adoptions

Gov. Jay Nixon vetoed on Monday an anti-“Sharia Law” bill, saying that in its zeal to address an imaginary problem, the legislation creates a real one for parents seeking foreign adoptions.

The bill would make it illegal for Missouri to enforce any foreign law or legal decision deemed “repugnant or inconsistent” with Missouri or U.S. law. It doesn’t specify Islamist Sharia religious law, but it’s part of a movement by conservative lawmakers in more than 20 states who have pushed similar measures to highlight alleged Sharia influences in the U.S.

“There are certainly problems facing our state and nation, but this isn’t one of them,” said Nixon, speaking to families at Lutheran Family and Children’s Services, a major adoption proponent. The bill, he said, could muck up the works for families attempting to adopt through foreign governments: “The laws passed in Jefferson City have real consequences. This bill could jeopardize a family’s ability to adopt children from other countries.”

The bill would have prevented Shari’ah Law and made it harder for Missourians to adopt foreign non-white cuckoo birds?

Too bad I don’t know how to forge Jay Nixon’s signature.

BTW, when did pro-aborticide Democrat politicians all of a sudden get worried about adoption?

And also…I suppose he’ll be changing his name soon to Jabir Nayaz al-Jefferson City.

Why Some People Are Anti-Semitic

1 05 2013



Breaking: Pentagon Confirms May Court Martial Soldiers Who Share Christian Faith


…Mikey Weinstein…

You can probably fill in the rest without even having to read it.


29 04 2013

South County

Bosnian-St. Louisans battling County Hall over a new mosque/community center development the former want to build near the old Grandpa’s on Lemay Ferry.

In passing, the P-D tells:

The group was already worshipping at a mosque in south St. Louis. But with many area Bosnians moving from the city to south St. Louis County, the Islamic Community Center’s religious leader, Imam Muhamed Hasic, decided the center should have a presence in the county.

That’s something I’ve been predicting ever since our Yankee government moved the Bosnians here after we oppressed Serbia.  They were largely settled in and around the Bevo neighborhood of South City, (and thank goodness for that, because they prevented the Africanization of that general part of South City, which probably would have happened but for the Bosnians).  But as they stayed awhile, had kids, and discovered that the St. Louis City Public Schools are mostly black and crummy, they would gradually migrate to South County.

I’m also guessing the “mosque in south St. Louis” was that place on South Kingshighway with that minaret visible from the DOR drivers license office.

Noise Machine

22 04 2013


Get ready to hear these two refrains over and over again from Official America or parts thereof:

1.  We need “comprehensive immigration reform” in order to prevent, deter and crack down on terrorism.  The Gang Bangers of Eight bill will actually help us do that, bring terrorists that are already out of the shadows out of the shadows.  Only ignorant rubes think otherwise.

2.  The (real) Russians (“and not Islam”) are actually responsible for the Boston Massacre, therefore we need to admit all of Russia’s neighbors but not Russia itself into NATO, and cooperate with them all except for Russia on a nuclear missile defense shield.



H/T Nicholas Stix.


#1 is already starting to come true.

Pay Close Attention, Rand Paul Et Al.

19 04 2013


Volokh Conspiracy:

Yet such freakouts are nothing compared to what is in store if the the Marathon bombing means that Chechen jihadis has come to U.S. shores. The Chechens mounted one of the most vicious terror campaigns ever against Russia in the 1990s, blowing up apartment buildings, and launching massive attacks on theaters and even schools. They are known as among the most violent and dedicated terrorists in the world. They can be found fighting in Libya, Syria and every other major jihadi campaign. Though usually they have to sneak into the target countries, rather than coming on a visa as the Boston bombers apparently did.)

Russia only succeeded in suprresing the Chechen Islamists with extremely brutal tactics that would never find support in the U.S – essentially leveling the Chechen capital. Yet dealing with such a threat would also be impossible with a politically correct approach to counter-terror that, for example, turns away from talking frankly about the terrorists profiles and motives.

Moral of the story? We can have freedom or we can have open borders, but we can’t have both.


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