The Juice

24 04 2015

Carson, California

NFL Los Angeles Football

The hypothetical new stadium in Johnny Carson, California has been redesigned.

To look like the cap on a large plastic bottle of orange juice.

Just What This World Needs, Yet Another Proposition Nation

24 04 2015


Let me know how it works out for you.

Because I know how it worked out for us, and also for all the other countries we’ve foisted our ideological cult proposition nation fantasies upon.

As Real As It Gets

23 04 2015

North Riverfront

CGI is getting pretty damned good.  If I didn’t know better, and I do know better, that this won’t ever happen in reality, I’d swear this was actually reality.


All part of a CGI arms race to see whose hypothetical new stadium is better.

Thought For Today

20 04 2015

Term Paper

20 04 2015

Bethesda, Maryland

NIH spent north of $410k to study “the first time” experiences among young gay black men.

Their report is due on the President’s desk by May 1.

Son of Satan

20 04 2015

Los Angeles

Ben Affleck, who would play me in a movie about me if I was important enough to make a movie about, is the direct descendant of a slave owner.  This was a dastardly secret that he hoped would have never come out, because he’d never have to hear the end of it from people who say that there’s no such thing as genetic determinism.

Probably the real reason he didn’t want this known is that he didn’t want to have to hear black crackpots scream in his face that he’s a movie star and they’re not because his great-great-great-great-grandfather owned their great-great-great-great-grandfathers.

If the Pressure Cooker Does Not Fit, You Must Acquit

20 04 2015



U.S. objects to Boston bomber’s lawyers’ call to ‘look deep inside’

Federal prosecutors on Thursday objected to what they said was a call by lawyers for Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev that jurors “look deep inside” themselves when considering whether they believe the testimony of foreign witnesses.

In a filing in Boston federal court, prosecutors said they objected to what they said was the defense’s request that U.S. District Judge George O’Toole instruct the jurors to consider whether they are naturally prejudiced in favor of “people like themselves” and if they tend to discredit the testimony of foreign witnesses.

Okay, now all the defense needs is to dig up this case’s analogue to Mark Fuhrman.

The Yankee government’s prosecutors aren’t down for diversitarian arguments?  That’s a first.  Then of course they actually want the death penalty, so why let a little hypocrisy get in the way?


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