Break Out the Irony Fun Bags

18 05 2015

Jefferson City

Voter fraud as part of the attempt to get Amendment 6 on the ballot last year.


8 04 2015

Washington, D.C.


Former DOJ Official: Non-Citizens Registered To Vote Through Motor Voter Registration Forms

Local state government officials are registering non-U.S. citizens as valid voters — even when the non-citizens say they are not Americans on their voter registration forms, a former Justice Department attorney tells The Daily Caller.

J. Christian Adams, a former United States Department of Justice official in the Civil Rights Division will show the Supreme Court in a brief later this month that non-citizens are registering to vote through the government’s motor voter program. The motor voter act became law during the Clinton administration as an easier way to register voters through their local Department of Motor Vehicles offices, but Adams says the program is failing to weed out those who are not American citizens.

Duh.  That was the purpose of M-V all along, to get non-qualified people registered to vote.  Need a hint?  Guess who was the biggest advocate of M-V in the years leading up to its implementation — Sen. Alan “The Cadaver” Cranston (D-CA).

Of course, the NRx in me is flashing on “inevitable.”  Democracy doing what democracy does.

Loosening the Belt

16 03 2015


Of course it’s about voter fraud.  Anything which vastly expands the voter rolls and involves people being auto-magically registered to vote has voter fraud as its purpose.  Fattening the rolls with people that would not ordinarily register to vote because the don’t intend to vote is the keystone to voter fraud.  Oregon does not yet give drivers licenses to illegal aliens, thanks to Measure 88 this past November, but just wait for one or two more landmark rulings from the Federal kritarchs.

Once upon a time, I thought the way to solve voter fraud involved a lot of convoluted, complicated and invasive mechanisms.  Then I crossed over into the Dark Enlightenment last year and figured out that the solution to voter fraud is easy.


Blogmeister Echo Syndrome

24 10 2014

Norfolk, Virginia

Two Old Dominion University professors demonstrated that fraudulent voting by non-citizens (either legal aliens or illegal aliens) very well could have been the decisive leverage in elections in the very recent past, and the implication is that they could do the same this year.

Blogmeister Echo Syndrome:

We also find that one of the favorite policies advocated by conservatives to prevent voter fraud appears strikingly ineffective. Nearly three quarters of the non-citizens who indicated they were asked to provide photo identification at the polls claimed to have subsequently voted.

Like I’ve been saying, photo ID requirements to vote will prevent very little voter fraud.

Also like I’ve been saying very recently, these kinds of shenanigans are merely the predictable consequences of democratic republicanism.  Institutions are true to their principles, and if democracy and voting is sacrosanct, then it follows that more and more people must be allowed to vote.  So what if they’re not really citizens, or even alive?  So what if the person never actually existed?  So what if the person has already actually voted today?  So what if the voter is actually a dog?  Democracy is democracy.  Denying dead dogs the right to vote eight times in one day is voter suppression, and is an unpardonable sin to the Gods of Democracy.

Think I’m being facetious?  Read further down in this article:

Our research cannot answer whether the United States should move to legalize some electoral participation by non-citizens as many other countries do, and as some U.S. states did for more than 100 years, or find policies that more effectively restrict it. But this research should move that debate a step closer to a common set of facts.

My solution is a lot more simple:

Democratic republicanism is dead.  Long live the king.



Groundhog Day in October

22 10 2014


Of course James O’Keefe struck again.

Finding voter fraud these days is as easy as finding both voting and anyone who has an incentive to cheat.

I’ll say what I said a few days ago in a slightly different way:  I used to think that the fundamental problem with “voter fraud” was the fraud.  Now I think it’s the voter.  The problems of voter fraud and too much money corrupting elections are merely the natural consequences of democratic republicanism.  Therefore, the solution to both problems is not to implement Rube Goldberg omnibus reform legislation.

Democratic republicanism is dead.  Long live the king.

‘Cause They’re Happy

19 10 2014


Voter fraud is rare.  Research proves.

The left wing is happier than a Pharrell Williams record.

And they are right to be, because that’s the truth.  Voter fraud is rare.

Candidate A gets 1,000,000 legitimate votes. Candidate B gets 999,999 legitimate votes. Then someone fakes up 2 votes for Candidate B. This means only 0.0001% of all votes cast were fraudulent. Now THAT is rare.


No Voter Fraud

28 09 2014

Bridgeport, Connecticut


And this one is an actual elected politician.

Not so long ago, I would have been really steamed at stories like these.  Now I realize that voter fraud is just an inevitable consequence of duhmocrazy and especially the worship thereof.  I used to think that we needed really complicated and convoluted and really heavy handed ways to solve voter fraud.  Now I think it’s simple:  There can’t be any voter fraud if there isn’t any voting.  That would also take care of the problem of too much money in elections.  Can’t have too much money ruining elections if there are no elections.

Notice she, and yes, SHE, was recently popped for domestic violence.


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