Barry’s Bar Crawl

30 11 2016

Washington, D.C.

I’d like to know what kinds of bars and restaurants he goes to.

He’s done nothing but whine about FNC ever since he became a thing.  FNC has been the top rated cable political channel for a long time, and the entirety of Obama’s national ambition political career (2004-2016) has fit inside that time frame, yet he was somehow able to win two national elections in spite of FNC and all its power and its currency among bar and restaurant owners.

Just in case you gave his argument any credibility for even one second, some simple math.

Sore winner, sore loser.

The Smell of Desperation in the Morning

3 11 2016

Chapel Hill, North Carolina


He forgot to add:  Reinstitute slavery, complete the Holocaust.  Just as Putin ordered.

He also forgot his tin foil hat.

Won’t Go, Won’t Stay

24 10 2016

Washington, D.C.

The Politico doth protest too much.

He won’t leave the country, in fact, for awhile, he won’t even leave the city; as we know, he’s renting a mansion in D.C. from Joe Lockjaw for about two years so that he and Michelle can see the younger daughter matriculate through Sidwell Enemies.  Once she’s off to Harvard, the Obamas are out of that town for good.

I do think that if Trump wins, Obama will totally blow off the traditional inauguration day Presidential handoff ceremonies of the sort that involve the transfer of power, and when Trump is sworn in at noon on January 20, Baraq Obama will be on a golf course somewhere.

Mr. Obama, You Need to Schedule an Appointment with the Ophthalmologist

3 10 2016

Washington, D.C.


“I see a straight line from the announcement of Sarah Palin as the vice-presidential nominee to what we see today in Donald Trump, the emergence of the Freedom Caucus, the tea party, and the shift in the center of gravity for the Republican Party,” the president told New York Magazine.

Seeing things that aren’t really there, it’s a sign of middle aged typical loss of visual acuity.

If there’s any there there with any of this, it’s more of a rough cone, not a straight line.

Which is why I think Obama doesn’t believe any of what said in this interview.  Because after that, he bitches about all the fictional opposition he has(n’t) experienced as President.  This man is not that unsophisticated nor that stupid, even if he is lazy.

Implicitly Pleading the Fifth

24 09 2016

Washington, D.C.

Now we know why Obama didn’t indict Hillary.

Because his doing so would have been effectively indicting himself.

This is sorta why Cheryl Mills got immunity in an investigation whose outcome was pre-determined.

Having His Cake and Eating It Too

13 09 2016


Uh, guys?  It’s not the city planning and zoning commission you should be mad at.

You all swarmed the address of 690 Chesterfield Parkway West to express your anger, when the address you really need to be is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

One of the least understood but most important legacies of the Baraq Obama Administration is that in several important policy areas, he has both unilaterally changed policy, which is bad enough, but even worse than that, he has done it in such a way that the policy is enacted and the consequences happen, but the people negatively impacted by them wind up blaming someone else, some local yokel public or empowered individuals that are near to them and that they can see and access, people had nothing to do with the matter at hand, but they don’t blame the proper source, Baraq Obama personally.

The two most prominent examples of that are AFFH and Dear Colleague.  In the case of the former, which is also afoot in this news, as you can see, people get outraged at county council members, suburban planning and zoning boards, even though all they’re doing is being powerless conduits for the tyrant/democrat-in-chief.  Dear Colleague is the short hand reference to the Obama Administration pressuring colleges and universities to bounce men out of school because they had consensual sex (or sometimes didn’t) with women.  The victims and their allies wind up venting at college administrators, but not at Baraq Obama.

Life would be really easy for me if I could rob banks while setting up fall guys.

I Have a Slightly Different Interpretation

5 08 2016

Cleveland; Dallas

Reading material, here here and here.

What do I think was really going on here?

I’m going to say this even though I might be a little too far out there in the woods.

But here goes anyway:

Baraq Obama tried to have Pam Gellar assassinated.