Hard Work

7 02 2017

British Virgin Islands

Hey, Rush, look!  Here’s Obama vigorously defending his legacy, just as you predicted he would.

Though I remember someone making a counter-prediction that Obama would do no such thing because it’s too much like work, which he does as little of as necessary.





Not Everyone, Dear

28 01 2017

Chicago

Blago’s 20-year old daughter takes it to the ex-hopeychanger on Faceberg.

She said that “Everyone seems to be mourning your exit from office.”

Not everyone, dear.

And the reason why he didn’t spring your father from the can early is because his pay-for-play corruption upended and embarrassed Obama in the transition period between his first election and his inauguration.  More people than otherwise were or would have were starting to side eye Obama because of what someone else out of the Chicago stable did.





168 Hours

27 01 2017

Washington, D.C.

Just one week, 168 mere hours after, it’s like Baraq Obama never actually existed, much less was ever President for eight years.  Give it another week, and people will be asking, “Barack Who?”





Bruh, He Gave You Advice

24 01 2017

Saginaw, Michigan

Me, Sunday:

Here’s his message:  “Bruh, don’t fuck this up, because this truly is your last chance.  The guy replacing me ain’t gonna give you another one.”

Well, today.

Another version that one of you provided. Though in this version, the facility is not clearly indicated as a halfway house.

Let’s let Lefty take us home.





Why I’m #NRx

18 01 2017

Washington, D.C.

It’s time to strap on the ole syllogistic feed bag.

These two things are simultaneously true:

(1) The Obama Administration has been a roaring success in terms of implementing the Obama agenda.

(2) His legislative resume has been the thinnest in a long time, and is thinner than one-term Presidents Carter and Bush 41.  Furthermore, for the most part, his relationship with Congress has been strained during his time as President.

What’s the conclusion?





The Unnamed Codefendant

28 12 2016

Bloomington, Indiana

What is interesting to me is not who he is suing, but who he isn’t suing.

For my money, the most annoying characteristic of the about-to-end (thank Kek) Obama Administration has been the way that President Baraq Obama implements policies, and they actually happen or start to happen, but he does it in such a way and does it relating to several matters where public anger over what he does splats on the faces of people not named Baraq Obama.

The keynote example is the about-to-end (thank Kek) AFFH.  The Obama Administration implements it, and does so with the implication of the full force of every armed individual that is in the direct line of command of Baraq Obama, yet when people on the ground get angry about it, they go screaming to their city councils, zoning boards, planning boards, but never to Baraq Obama.  Or worse, their voting habits will be such where their national and local preferences contradict, to wit:  Westchester County, New York.  Not realizing that the Federal politicians they’re empowering always override the local politicians they’re empowering.

Another example of this?  The “Dear Colleague” issue, which is shorthand for the way the Obama Administration, routed through Title IX/DoE/OCR bureaucrats, are compelling colleges and universities to engage in kangaroo tribunals against men who are accused of rape or sexual assault.  You already know my theory about the political energy source behind that, Boomer-aged helicopter fathers of Millennial-aged college aged daughters, daddy’s little girl, beating back the guys with the stick, in this case, the stick is a metaphor for the full power of the Federal government.

Aaron Farrer’s lawsuit does not name Baraq Obama as a defendant, when he should be the only defendant.





Special Snowflake In Chief

16 12 2016

Washington, D.C.

You just couldn’t help but throw a few last snack packs on your way out the door, could you, Barry?

Forever rent-free will Rush Limbaugh, Roger Ailes and Andrew Breitbart will live in your head.