Why I’m #NRx

18 01 2017

Washington, D.C.

It’s time to strap on the ole syllogistic feed bag.

These two things are simultaneously true:

(1) The Obama Administration has been a roaring success in terms of implementing the Obama agenda.

(2) His legislative resume has been the thinnest in a long time, and is thinner than one-term Presidents Carter and Bush 41.  Furthermore, for the most part, his relationship with Congress has been strained during his time as President.

What’s the conclusion?

The Unnamed Codefendant

28 12 2016

Bloomington, Indiana

What is interesting to me is not who he is suing, but who he isn’t suing.

For my money, the most annoying characteristic of the about-to-end (thank Kek) Obama Administration has been the way that President Baraq Obama implements policies, and they actually happen or start to happen, but he does it in such a way and does it relating to several matters where public anger over what he does splats on the faces of people not named Baraq Obama.

The keynote example is the about-to-end (thank Kek) AFFH.  The Obama Administration implements it, and does so with the implication of the full force of every armed individual that is in the direct line of command of Baraq Obama, yet when people on the ground get angry about it, they go screaming to their city councils, zoning boards, planning boards, but never to Baraq Obama.  Or worse, their voting habits will be such where their national and local preferences contradict, to wit:  Westchester County, New York.  Not realizing that the Federal politicians they’re empowering always override the local politicians they’re empowering.

Another example of this?  The “Dear Colleague” issue, which is shorthand for the way the Obama Administration, routed through Title IX/DoE/OCR bureaucrats, are compelling colleges and universities to engage in kangaroo tribunals against men who are accused of rape or sexual assault.  You already know my theory about the political energy source behind that, Boomer-aged helicopter fathers of Millennial-aged college aged daughters, daddy’s little girl, beating back the guys with the stick, in this case, the stick is a metaphor for the full power of the Federal government.

Aaron Farrer’s lawsuit does not name Baraq Obama as a defendant, when he should be the only defendant.

Special Snowflake In Chief

16 12 2016

Washington, D.C.

You just couldn’t help but throw a few last snack packs on your way out the door, could you, Barry?

Forever rent-free will Rush Limbaugh, Roger Ailes and Andrew Breitbart will live in your head.

Bitches With Dicks Day

13 12 2016


ESPN:  Notice the safety pin.

The 6’8″ 250 pound man in his early thirties and worth $275 million is a scared little bitty baby?

In related news. Since we haven’t even overcome slavery, and at least officially, Mr. Obama’s post-Presidential prospects are uneven and uncertain, this means that on January 20, he’ll be going right back to the cotton fields.

This means that today is bitches with dicks day.

Barry’s Bar Crawl

30 11 2016

Washington, D.C.

I’d like to know what kinds of bars and restaurants he goes to.

He’s done nothing but whine about FNC ever since he became a thing.  FNC has been the top rated cable political channel for a long time, and the entirety of Obama’s national ambition political career (2004-2016) has fit inside that time frame, yet he was somehow able to win two national elections in spite of FNC and all its power and its currency among bar and restaurant owners.

Just in case you gave his argument any credibility for even one second, some simple math.

Sore winner, sore loser.

The Smell of Desperation in the Morning

3 11 2016

Chapel Hill, North Carolina


He forgot to add:  Reinstitute slavery, complete the Holocaust.  Just as Putin ordered.

He also forgot his tin foil hat.

Won’t Go, Won’t Stay

24 10 2016

Washington, D.C.

The Politico doth protest too much.

He won’t leave the country, in fact, for awhile, he won’t even leave the city; as we know, he’s renting a mansion in D.C. from Joe Lockjaw for about two years so that he and Michelle can see the younger daughter matriculate through Sidwell Enemies.  Once she’s off to Harvard, the Obamas are out of that town for good.

I do think that if Trump wins, Obama will totally blow off the traditional inauguration day Presidential handoff ceremonies of the sort that involve the transfer of power, and when Trump is sworn in at noon on January 20, Baraq Obama will be on a golf course somewhere.