State Secrets

8 04 2015


The Russians cracked into White House computers and were able to retrieve Obama’s schedule.

Golf, parties, fundraisers.

Ayatollah Baraqui

25 03 2015

Washington, D.C.

I’ve been thinking that Baraq Obama is angling to be the new Al Sharpton after January 20, 2017.

Now I think he wants to be the next Ayatollah of Iran.

Probably not, though.  He and Michelle will go to a whole bunch of parties.

Maytag Repairman

23 03 2015



Chastened deportation chief retracts call to override sanctuary cities

The administration’s deportation chief backtracked Friday, just a day after she pleaded with Congress to pass laws cracking down on so-called “sanctuary” cities and states — a stance that appeared to put her at odds with her boss, President Obama.

The Obama administration has a deportation chief?  She must be as busy as the…

My bet is that she backed down either after a threat of an audit or the NSA releasing e-mails she would rather keep private or an indictment for the Federal felony of stapling paperwork improperly.

But He Won’t Be Worried Long

18 03 2015

Washington, D.C.


Former Senior White House advisor Dan Pfeiffer admits that one of President Obama’s angriest moments in the White House was after the Senate blocked his push for gun control.

At a time when the Democrats ran the Senate.

But he has nothing to worry about now. He has a pen and phone, and Congress is no impediment to him, in spite of the fact that the upper chamber is now run by the supposed opposition party.

“I think one of the most angry I’ve seen him was after the Senate failed to pass background checks in 2013,” Pfeiffer explained in an interview with broadcaster Charlie Rose.

Pfeiffer admitted that the Sandy Hook Elementary shooting was one of the most “emotional” moments in Obama’s presidency thus far. The Senate’s refusal to act on any form of gun control, however, infuriated the president.

Newtown happened because of the lack of a “universal background check,” (The nutbar failed a background check when he tried to buy for himself, so that’s why he stole his mother’s guns, and his mother did pass the background check), or was it because some publicity and infamy seeking omega male video game addicted SSRI junkie nutbar/dweeb wanted to go out in a blaze of “glory?” Hell, even Baraq Obama has enough sense never to name the nutbar in public.

Obama could have had his precious “universal background check” if he and the Democrats were willing to do a little compromising. But, contra Pfeiffer, I think Obama wanted the issue for 2014 more than he wanted a bill to sign.

Personally, I’d be for a well written well thought out universal background check bill, for two main and perhaps contradictory reasons: One, it’ll wind up shoveling more blacks into Federal prison, and two, it’ll get the issue off the table and show the world that universal background checks aren’t the utopian panacea that certain people would like to think it is.

Why Would He Bother?

17 03 2015

Washington, D.C.

NYT wants Obama to come up with a creative pseudo-legal pseudo-Constitutional workaround should SCOTUS find the “wrong” way in King v Burwell.

Why should he even bother with this knit picking?  All he has to do is flip SCOTUS the bird.  Who’s going to arrest Baraq Obama for contempt of court?  The FBI that Baraq Obama controls?

He may not even have to do that.  The insurance industry will make sure all the Republican politicians they bought and paid for restores the Federal subsidies if SCOTUS does the “wrong” (i.e. right) thing.  Congress will do it so quickly that they’ll beat Planck Time.  Meanwhile, we’re still waiting on some Congressional legislation that defunds Obama’s executive order immigration amnesty.

Books and Lettuce

7 03 2015

Columbia, South Carolina

The Blaze:

“As long as you can go in some neighborhoods and it is easier for you to buy a firearm than it is for you to buy a book, there are neighborhoods where it is easier for you to buy a handgun and clips than it is for you to buy a fresh vegetable, as long as that’s the case, we’re going to continue to see unnecessary violence,” Obama said in a response to a question at the town hall meeting at Benedict College.

That’s because ooks don’t read, and food is what comes from the 365BellCurve fast feeder.  Meanwhile, they need plenty of firearms in order to keep it real.

“I thought after what happened at Sandy Hook would make us think about it,” Obama said. “You would have thought that’s got to be enough of a motivator. But we couldn’t get it done.”

Obama is not aware that a lot of black people have noticed that he only gets on this gun kick when the “gun crimes” involve white (or so) upper middle class (or so) blue state and blue area white people, but when ook murders ook with gun, he doesn’t much care.  I’ve said several times in this space that the reason Newtown was so important to the media was because the Nutmeg Nutbar of Newtown reminded so many media people of their own late teens early twenties sons.

“…People say we should have … machine guns in bars…”

Blame the rednecks for ook crime.


3 03 2015

Bisbee, Arizona

Why would they?

I don’t think Al Capone would have ever showed up to the unveiling of a statue memorializing J. Edgar Hoover, either.  For much the same reason.


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