The Butt Of Our Jokes

3 05 2015

Decatur

shitavious-cook

Who is he?  Well, go find out!

For those of you who are new either here or to our movement, and you read his first name being bandied about, you may have been thinking that we were joking.  But he’s real, he’s a real person, meaning someone gave him that name.

His name and identity has been known since he was first arrested back in September 2011, but it wasn’t until now that I’ve been able to associate a face with that God-awful name.  In between then, we found out that he and the other defendants were a mahogany mob that murdered a young white man, as part of a “polar bear hunting” epidemic in Decatur.

 





Yikes

3 05 2015

Atlanta

What it’s all about.

Just in case you’re in the mood to blame the evil white po-leeceseseseseseses, the KKKops:





Now You’re Talking Sense

3 05 2015

North County

Consolidation.

While you’re at it, you can also use the word “disincorporation.”

And if you really want to be smart, you can call for Federal civil rights legislation to disallow the collection of fines for almost all offenses, traffic and otherwise, in almost all cases.

But before we get too carried away, remember that none of this is germane to the death of Michael Brown.





Only If We Can Have Scandinavian Demographics

3 05 2015

Vermont

DC:

Bernie Sanders: The US Should Be More Like Socialist Scandinavia

Bernie Sanders said socialist policies in nations such as Denmark, Norway and Sweden should be implemented in the U.S. in an interview with “This Week” host George Stephanopoulos Sunday.

The ABC News host told Sanders he could “hear the Republican attack ad…he wants America to look more like Scandinavia.” The Vermont senator responded saying, “That’s right. What’s wrong with that?”

From the interview itself:

SANDERS: That’s right. That’s right. What’s wrong with that? What’s wrong when you have more income and wealth equality. What’s wrong when they have a stronger middle class in many ways than we do, a higher minimum wage than we do, and they’re stronger on the environment than we do? The fact of the matter is that we do a lot in our country, which is good, but we can learn from other countries. We have, George, the highest rate of childhood poverty of any major country on earth at the same time as we’re seeing a proliferation of millionaires and billionaires. Frankly, I don’t think that’s sustainable. I don’t think that’s what America is about.

Too bad that Bernie Sanders is too dense and too ideologically thrown in to realize that Scandinavian systems and Scandinavian results are a function of Scandinavian peoples and Scandinavian folkways and Scandinavian social altruism designed for Scandinavian countries at Scandinavian latitudes and with Scandinavian winters, and that the whole thing doesn’t scale well to the Congo or Baltimore.  Even the Scandinavian-American diaspora and their very similar systems fall apart when blacks show up to mooch.  And eventually, with Scandinavians opening the doors for blacks/Muslims to flood in, so too will their traditionally generous welfare states fail.

 





There Were Never Much Devoted Sisters

3 05 2015

Greater Ville

stl-sisters

2:

Sisters shot and killed in north St. Louis

Deadly violence again shakes St. Louis overnight. This time, two sisters were shot and killed in north St. Louis. Police were called around 12:15am Sunday for a shooting. They found the victims in a vacant lot at Vandeventer and Labadie Avenues.

The two are identified as Antquonette Hale, 20, and her sister, Tahnaizja Smith, 15, of the 3900 block of Oregon in south St. Louis.  Hale was shot in the back.  Smith had gunshot wounds to her face, arm, and chest. Both were pronounced deceased on the scene.

Antquonette and Tahnaizja (how do you even pronounce the latter?), the latter is all of 15, different last names, from the south side, hanging out in a vacant lot on the other side of town at midnight.

It all ads up to:

Dey were da hoes.





Wicked Racial Profiling Trick

3 05 2015

Houston

This is as far as they provide us hints:

According to HPD, two groups got into an argument inside the club earlier Saturday night.

One of the groups left the club and as the second group was standing outside, the first group drove by and opened fire, shooting randomly.

Maybe the club’s Facebook page can provide a hint.





Sunday Wrap-Up

3 05 2015

LOCAL AND REGIONAL

The most visited national parks.  Ahem.  They’re leaving one out, one which with 4 million visitors a year should be in third place.

The headline of all headlines.

*  When you combine volunteering and reading books, you usually don’t wind up with the sum of Bell Curve City.

May Day will have to come another day.  Remember, there were some protests and some very minor damage in this neighborhood during the night of November 24-25, when most people’s attention was focused on the serious shit going on in Ferguson and Dellwood.

*  Speaking of Ferguson and Dellwood, this is what #BlackSpring did yesterday there.  They made sure they spent a lot of time at the former site of the QT, all the while showing the world that they are that dense and stupid, and have no sense of irony and no shame.

Duh, it’s the 22nd Circuit, full of black and white lib judges, and the 22nd Circuit uses the Plan Nine from Outer Space.

There’s a part of me that wants to cheer on these “young adults,” but then I realize their next challenge is far more daunting:  Convincing people in the neighborhood not to tear the park apart so they don’t have to go back to City Hall to beg for more money to fix it again.

He should have just waited for the next riot/loot opportunity, then he could have looted a store that sells these wheels, and nobody would be any wiser.

Incidentally, this is why the NYT Census Explorer shows that mysteriously high Hispanic population part of south central Missouri — Fort Leonard Wood.

CHICAGO

Don’t worry, they’ll end up back in that cemetery very soon, only this time, they’ll stay there.

BALTIMORE

baltimore-credit

This card is also accepted in Ferguson.

The first post-Baltimore ook-on-cop revenge attack, out of Houston.

“Body found in a truck cab.”  Reminds me of the burned body of Deandre Joshua found in his burned car on the Fergaza Strip after the November 24-25 riots.  That case hasn’t been solved yet, but the chit chat is that he was murdered for “snitching,” i.e. being one of the grand jury witnesses whose testimony meant that Darren Wilson wasn’t charged.  Maybe something like that is at work here, too.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cats and dogs, is why they have nothing.

*  Martin O’Malley for President, because, we’re not wasting enough money on cities and the black undertow that lives there.

The bail set for one of the arrested protesters is higher than that for the six arrested cops.  ZOMG RACISM~!!!!!1 (Small print:  Insert rational explanation here)

IMMIGRATION

Labor shortages?

Well why not?  Voting, and rights, and equality, and a nation of immigrants, and huddled masses, and proposition nation, and all that.

*  Import a bunch of low IQ brown peasants, and, surprise…

How one dead mall came back to “life.”

His mouth says one thing, his gang banger legislation said another.

NATIONAL

What do you get when you combine Razatards and HandsUpDontShooters?

Whatchya doin’, Rabbi?

Oh yes, it’s coming.  Even if SCOTUS somehow miraculously doesn’t foist gay “marriage” on the whole country by kritarch fiat some time in June, I would expect this to start happening in the next ten years.  It happened to the white private schools in the South, so why wouldn’t it happen in this case?

More and more people are starting to notice Jim Webb.  He won’t win the Democrat nomination precisely because he’s semi-sane.  But what I knew but sorta forgot is that he was also Navy Secretary in the latter part of Reagan’s second term.  Jim Webb will therefore no sooner win the Democrat Presidential nomination than Oliver North will.  Then there’s the matter of Webb being at the rock bottom of the progressive stack.

*  It is very tempting to think that it’s going to be impossible for HRC to run as both a continuation of her husband and against her husband at the same time.  But it’s very easy to speak with a forked tongue if the media never take close up pictures of your mouth.

I’ve dealt with this kind of story before.  I will add that if 69% can’t, it means that 31% can.  I don’t even think 31% of military age young adults during WWII were in active combat.  But what’s really going on here is that “military readiness” and “national defense” is just the sweet nothing rationalization we whisper in each other’s ears when we’re supposed to be really hot for a cause.  We passed a whole interstate highway act on that basis.

*  The months-old talk that Obama wants to be the new Al Sharpton after January 20, 2017 is starting to pick up steam.

INTERNATIONAL

When all else fails.  That reminds me, I have to renew my call letters this fall.

MISC STUFF

Don’t feel bad.  St. Louis doesn’t get BBQ, either.

*  Hmm, sounds like what Baltimore is going to have to do.

They really were stuck in deep duu-duu.








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