Peter Kindercare Doesn’t Understand Everything

12 01 2013


The candidate forum for the many Republican candidates that are hoping for the blessing from the district’s Republican cigar munchers to replace Jo Ann Emerson in CD-8 was in Salem yesterday.

Peter Kindercare, the odds-on-favorite, said thus:

He also voiced his opposition to new proposals to limit gun rights like a ban on so-called “assault weapons” and high capacity magazines, as proposed by California U.S. Sen. Dianne Feinstein (legislation supported by Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill).

“Assault weapons is a misused term,” Kinder said, “used by suburban soccer moms who do not understand what is being discussed here.” He reiterated his support of concealed weapons and the “Castle Doctrine.”

He’s right.  But don’t forget, he’s also a big time “lover” (yes, the first word starts with “n”), and at least many suburban soccer moms have a sufficient base fear of the very kind of reprobates Peter Kindercare loves, even if suburban soccer moms have been browbeaten by the dictates of political correctness never to say those kinds of nasty things in public.  Steve Sailer often wonders if the support for “gun control” among suburban soccer moms is really their roundabout way of wanting control of black people.



18 11 2011

It’s official.

I take this to mean that the conventional wisdom is that Nixon is a shoo-in for a second term.

I’m now old enough — I would run for Governor now if I were independently wealthy.  And I’m not joking around.  I would have mounted a campaign within the Republican Party even if KinderCare stayed in the race.  But I’m not about to whore my ass out to the special interests to which one must in order to raise the coin to fund a statewide campaign.  Therefore, my political season next year will be limited to being a foot soldier for Todd Akin’s Senate campaign.

In case you’re new here, and you’re wondering what is my big problem with KinderCare?  It’s a two word phrase, the second word is “lover.”  He panders to blacks something terrible.

Inevitability Express Derailed

14 08 2011

Let’s hope that this inevitability deferred dries like a raisin in the sun.

Yeah, he said she said they said I said.  But the most charitable version of this story for his cause means that Peter Kindercare was going to those sorts of “clubs” that married men should not patronize.

I hope this draws some more credible (and genuinely conservative) Republicans out of the woodwork for MO-GOV-R in August of next year.  At the very least, this news has the effect of knocking a Kinder primary win outside of the realm of inevitability.  At best, the scandal ends his political career.

If it is Nixon vs Kinder next November, I vote third party.


Ridin’ Along in His Automobile

27 04 2011

The Cape P.D. think that he stole Peter Kindercare’s 2009 Ford Flex (an ass-ugly car, BTW) and rammed it into the side of a gun shop.

I was hoping for Mr. Cromer to be a man of color.  I’d be feasting on the porterhouse steak of irony if he were.