NPI: Activists Try to Install a King in Hawaii
Good, let’s get him crowned before November so Obama has four fewer electoral votes to count on.
Jake Wagman: McCaskill: “Hillary Clinton is not the enemy”
Oh, boy. I guess now we’ll see Claire and Hillary exchanging D.C. girl gossip.
KSDK: Police Crackdown Coming On Illinois Highways
Because Chicagograd needs the money for some welfare program.
KSDK: Activist Groups Protesting DNC’s “Warehouse” Jail
Their protest gets a little too rowdy, so they get tossed in said jail.
P-D: Libertarian says GOP faces ‘tsunami’-sized loss
But will probably get 50 times the votes that the Libertarian Party will get.
WND: Atheists abandon attempt to ban baptisms
Say that really quickly ten times in a row.
E!Online: Phil Collins Trumps Paul McCartney in Mega-Divorce
It’s just another day for him and her in paradise.
CNN: Dogs bust inmates using cell phones to carry out crimes
Get me one of those dogs, because I’m forever misplacing my cell phone.
Time: China’s Track Superstar Drops Out
The Chinese government will be hunting his head now, so he better run and hide. Though since he’s Chinese and in China, hiding won’t be too hard.
AP: College presidents seek debate on drinking age
Oh, no. If they lower the drinking age, then 18-year olds will start drinking.
Live Science: Third of U.S. Schools in ‘Air Pollution Danger Zone’
Maybe because a third of U.S. schools are in cities.
PC World: Google Launches White Spaces Campaign
The CofCC might launch a White Spaces Campaign, but I don’t think that’s what Google means.
AP: Many think God’s intervention can revive the dying
I’d like to meet the creeps who don’t think so.
AP: Back to school: Shaky economy hits kids
If it were a Washington Post headline, it would have said that the shaky economy hits women and children the hardest.
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