Oh no, he might not win re-election 2010.
AFP: NBA reportedly set to borrow 175 million dollars
Will barely cover an offseason’s worth of weed for the players.
Jihad Watch: Al-Qaeda top dog: “Islam is the only way to escape from the economic crisis”
So that the American economy will be as good as Afghanistan’s.
P-D: Lemay video game shop owner indicted on sex charges
He might also soon go up the river for grand theft auto.
P-D: Sarah Steelman to Red State blog: I am not a jerk!
Maybe not, but she can be a bitch.
CNS: Obama Paving Way for Health Care Rationing, Say Budget Committee Republicans
There are two people with brain cancer from Massachusetts — one is a 45-year old dock loader, and the other is a 76-year old U.S. Senator. Who’s gonna get the health care and who isn’t?
CNS: Obama’s Budget Chief Doesn’t Know Total Cost of Obama’s Health-Care Plan
He couldn’t think of the word for the number that comes after trillion.
The Onion: ATF Agents Closing In On Nation’s Most Notorious Cigarette Bummer
“Buy your own cigs, kids need health care.”
P-D: Thieves smash auto through St. Louis store and take off with televisions
Maybe they’re not thieves, but just citizens frustrated with the DTV transition.
P-D: St. Louis doesn’t have the market cornered on Obama streets
FGS, don’t tell them that, or every street in St. Louis not named after a black preacher or ballplayer is going to be named Obama.
Washington Times: Hill targets Mexico drug feuds
“Give us enough weed and coke for the weekend, or we’re gonna shut you down.”
AFP: Sinister business: Lefties have evolutionary boon
If they’re talking about the current President and the last one, then evolution isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
AFP: US government takes up 36 percent of Citi
Congratulations, you now own a share of the Titanic — too bad the whole iceberg incident was hours ago.
Fox Biz: American Society Of Newspaper Editors Cancels ’09 Convention
The reason they had to cancel is truth in advertising laws — at the rate newspapers are going, by the time this convention would start, “Editors” would be falsely plural.
AP: Jennifer Hudson: Performing is ‘like therapy’
Fine, but for the rest of us, watching you perform is ‘like enema.’
E!: Slumdog Stars Get Huge India Homecoming
Really, it’s a cardboardboxcoming.
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