On the First Day of Kwanzaa, My Babydaddy Gave to Me

South Florida

Ann Coulter talked Kwanzaa with her column this week.

Kwanzaa was a fairly popular black fad for a short spurt, and then it suddenly fell off the map.  For quite a few years now, it has been just about the exclusive province of militants and obsessives and fanatics.  If AC is right, it’s also a thing for sick white leftist trucklers and panderers.  If this keeps up, even a few of the worst cuckservatives will stick their coins in the jar.

One theory why Kwanzaa quickly fell off the black mainstream is because most blacks are Christians.  However, that dog doesn’t hunt, because there’s nothing contradictory between Kwanzaa’s fake principles and Christianity, even the watered down version that blacks adhere to.

I think the answer is really simple, and it came to me quite a few years back when I overheard a black girl say that she was switching from Christmas to Kwanzaa, because Christmas meant only one day of gifts, while Kwanzaa, with its seven days, meant gifts each of those seven days.  Somehow, I doubt it worked out that way for her, and I think that was the driving force behind Kwanzaa both coming and going like a shooting star — They thought that they would get lavish gifts from someone every day of the seven, and when that didn’t materialize, they just forgot about the whole thing.  Kwanzaa just didn’t play into their sense of gibs.