Fox Business: Texas Instruments Raises Dividend 31%
Newsflash: A company that makes graphing calculators does well during back-to-school season.
5: One man suspected in nine crimes in two hours
That figures to 4.5 crimes per man-hour. That’s some sort of St. Louis City record.
Arizona Republic: Brewer to attend border meeting in Mexico
She really doesn’t have to travel, she’s got plenty of Mexico right where she is.
P-D: Russ Carnahan chosen to attend UN meeting
We won’t have to worry about getting out of the UN — They’ll kick us out after that.
FNC: A Former Cheerleader Says, Don’t Let Today’s Cheerleaders Wear Their Short Skirts to School
But once they get older and they get jobs with the Fox News Channel, then it’s fine.