Berlin
Along with German, they also did original versions in English, Russian, Turkish and Arabic. Meaning you don’t need GT or me for the English translation.
I’m not really impressed.
It’s almost entirely a normiecon egalitarian colorblind rant combined with proposition-values nation reductionism combined with polyannish self-delusion. Not once does it come that close to the really necessary, as they put it around here, “Volkisch” or “Blut und Boden” mentality. And until now, that sort of colorblind normiecon ideology was and in fact still is dying. But I predicted right here a few days ago that it would be astroturfed back to life.
Responding to some of the points.
- For us, there are no infidels! Everyone can believe in whatever they want – even Santa Claus.
Believe that the Holocaust didn’t happen. I dare you.
- Anyone who considers our constitution and our legal system as a collection of non-binding recommendations should leave Germany as soon as possible.
Well, then, Auf Wiedersehen, Angela und Olaf. Two people who during Covid considered the Basic Law to be an idle list of suggestions.
- Anyone who wants to live here permanently must learn German. Only when we speak the same language will we understand each other.
They give the drivers’ license written test in many languages.
- Everyone can demonstrate peacefully in Germany for their convictions. Free speech does not include threatening people, assaulting them, throwing rocks, burning cars, or celebrating murderers.
But burning cars is a job description for Antifa.
- We don’t wear masks or veils; we look each other in the face (unless it’s Carnival or Corona).
Or Antifa.
- Against the backdrop of the darkest chapter in our history, Israel’s security is a matter of German national interest! This means: Standing up for the security of the Jewish people is non-negotiable. Criticism of Israel’s politics is, of course, allowed.
So that’s why so many natural enemies of Jews have been imported since 2015.
- We say please and thank you.
Except in Berlin.
- We gladly shake hands as a greeting or farewell.
Except in Frankfurt.
- We see the police as “friend and helper,” not as a repressive force or an enemy.
Antifa could not be reached for comment.
- The state has a monopoly on violence. Apart from the state-appointed agencies, nobody has the right to use violence against people or things.
Again, Antifa.
- We accept that our freely elected parliament sets the rules for our coexistence, which can be checked by independent courts.
Independent courts LOL.
- Men are allowed to love men and women women. Whoever has a problem with that is the problem himself. Love and let love!
- Even if someone feels neither male nor female, they are not persecuted or punished. In our country, citizens are allowed to think freely and live queer.
MRRHT (Muslims R Real Homophobes and Transphobes)
- We respect the judiciary because it judges without prejudice.
Maybe in some theoretical alternate universe, somewhere.
- Women wear bikinis or bathing suits in the swimming pool. And if someone wants to swim naked in the Baltic Sea – that’s okay too!
All the easier for when certain kinds of young men suddenly experience a sexual emergency.
- Women and men are equal in every respect.
Biology disagrees.
- Equality also in payment for work (we still have to catch up there)!
Uh, no you don’t.
- We discuss controversially and passionately, but we don’t insult those with different opinions.
Unless they’re AfD or further right.
- And we have no tolerance for intolerance!
You do realize you just obviated your whole manifesto?
- We only use fireworks on New Year’s Eve, so when it’s allowed.
And some of “us” even aim them at cops.
- We don’t burn flags of countries we dislike. That’s a crime!
But we do stomp on and throw aside German flags, because Angela Merkel dislikes Germany.
- We respect every religion, but we clearly separate religion from state.
But not much the other way around.
- Women who have affairs are not ostracized, let alone beaten or stoned! In the event of a divorce, joint custody applies to the children. It doesn’t matter who caused the marriage to fail.
Germany’s family court system in this regard is roughly every bit as crazy and anti-man/father/husband as America’s.
- Those seeking protection from political persecution or war in Germany will find it.
Julian Assange never believed that, thankfully.
- And men can’t have more than one wife.
“After all, this isn’t France.”
- Knives belong in our kitchens, not in our pockets.
Correct, I recommend something a little more potent.
- There is compulsory schooling in Germany. We believe in the importance of education and learning.
And look at what this country’s official school system has delivered. How’s that workin’ out for ya?
- We give up our seats in buses and trains for the elderly and disabled.
And them throw them onto the railroad tracks at train stations where they might even get hit and killed by oncoming trains.
- Those who cannot tolerate the caricature of politicians, celebrities, gods, or prophets are not in the right place in Germany.
Which means a good percentage of German politicians are not in the right place in Germany.
- The media question politicians, but we generally trust that the elected officials decide truthfully and for the people’s welfare.
Speak for yourself.
- Respect and appreciation are just as natural in social networks as they are in supermarkets or offices.
That’s not saying much.
- We try to protect the environment and conserve resources. Sustainability is the future.
So are sky high energy prices.
- Germany has a heart for children. They are not beaten but promoted.
The few German children that there actually are.
- We love life, not death.
Strange coming from a country that has become depressingly death obsessed and death cultist in the last handful of years.