Kenyan Church Pastor Bans Female Parishioners From Wearing Underwear
NAIROBI, Kenya (CBSDC/AP) – A local pastor has ordered all women who attend service at Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church to refrain from wearing undergarments while attending so that they can more easily receive the spirit of Jesus Christ.
The Kenyan Daily Post is reporting that a pastor identified only as “Reverend Njohi” claimed bras and underwear are not godly. Additionally, the paper says Njohi wants women who attend service at the church to be “free,” and that there would be consequences for those who do not comply.
Who knew that the spirit of Jesus Christ was found in Reverend Njohi’s dick?
What’s more astounding than him making this rule is that there will probably be tons of women in his church that comply.
And just when I resume reading the article, I get to the next paragraph:
According to the UK Metro, most women did, in fact, show up at the church, located in the eastern suburb of Dandora, the following Sunday without any undergarments on under their clothing.
If they went along with him this far, then I don’t see why he didn’t ask for complete nudity. After all, if Reverend Muh Dikker is going to tap all those asses, he might as well get all obstructions out of the way.