CNS: No College Aid for Sex Offenders
America soon to lose a lot of child welfare majors.
Reuters: U.S. extends Mexico truck program despite objections
Yes, because getting those truckers’ wages down to sub-minimum is more important than all those trivialities advanced by the Teamsters and highway safety groups.
SF Chron: S.F. pushes legislation to promote good health
You don’t say. I thought they would want to promote bad health.
AP: Ohio inmate says he’s too fat for execution
If it’s going to be a problem, then just usea twice as powerful drug or twice the gauge shotgun.
Dan Stein: Illegal Immigrants Voting? It’s More Common Than You Think
It was at least 3 million times common in November 2000.
Malkin: The RNC’s special birthday present for Barack Obama
I don’t know what the RNC’s present is, but the University of Chicago Hospital will probably give his wife another pay raise.
LAT: Ventura County hot spot puzzles experts
Unlike most hotspots of the Wi-Fi variety, this one seems to work consistently.
Yahoo Sports: T.O. values healthy player-coach relationship
But not a healty player-player, player-front office, player-media or player-desperate housewife relationship.
CSM: Video-gaming strives for respect. Is it a sport?
The answer is no and no.
AP: Martian soil may contain detrimental substance [to life]
This puts Richard C. Hoagland out of business.
AP: Immigrants kids even less active than U.S.-born
The obvious solution is to give the kids’ parents amnesty, that way they can take their kids to parks, ball fields and recreation centers and not have to hide in the shadows.
AP: Pa. man watches helplessly as train squashes truck
It could have been worse — he could have been stuck inside the truck.
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