LOCAL AND REGIONAL
* Turns out you didn’t need an armed offender docket (“gun court”) to have the only positive consequence of a gun court. Robert Dierker, FTW.
* The state’s defense? “But they were voting in Chicago, so we just assumed they were alive.”
* We know who did it from where they took him.
* And this happened on base. Though since the military is becoming more and more diverse by the year, that shouldn’t surprise me.
Sure, the idea of black pimps or other kinds of miscreants luring white girls into sex slavery is abhorrent. But the bigger tragedy would be losing diversity.
UFO school-to-prison pipeline sighting in Chicago.
* Mitch McConnell voted against Gang Bangers of Eight, but one clue that he would have easily voted for it was that he did nothing in his power as leader of the Republicans in the Senate to get any of the 14 Senate Republicans that voted for it to change their votes.
Here’s another clue — There’s a transparent revolving door between his hacks and the cheap labor lobby.
* I presume he was a DREAMer?
* He won, today. But what is “weird” today will be “normal” tomorrow, at which time opposition to or disgust towards the formerly weird aka the new normal will become hate.
Because, demography is destiny.
* Southern California Edison getting on board the H-1B train.
Should quit calling it Edison and start calling it Patel.
* I don’t know why anyone is shocked. It’s a pretty open secret that young men in Hollywood who are seriously aspiring to a movie and film career are going to have to do a lot of pillow biting on their way up the ladder of success.
* I’ll give the NCA an A for effort, but it’s all to no avail. Because they’re responding to a President that believes in the nutty doctrine of disparate impact. If fire departments have to junk standards in order to hire more blacks, then I don’t see why dry cleaners should charge more to hand iron shirts than they charge to press iron shirts.
* Worries about billionaires unduly exercising outsize influence on politics? Mr. Reid?
* No thank you. First off, go soft on crime and zillions of white people stay home. Second, I wouldn’t want as much as one vote from a racial constituency that’s interested in thug coddling or one that is said to need to be pandered to on that front to get their votes.
* I would take Kathleen Belew a little more, but not much more, seriously. Except here is yet another instance where the MSM has gone all white elephant naked emperor on the very words and names “Alex Linder” and “Vanguard News Network.” She won’t name where Miller actually hung out for most of his political life in recent years, digesting all of Linder’s anti-Semitic eliminationist-exterminationist rhetoric and contributing to the swamp himself, but she’s all hot and ready to indict the United States Armed Forces.
* Segue to this: In the aftermath of Glenn Miller, and with other terrorist masterminds in mind, an Obama White House hack who does homeland security thinks that their children are susceptible to becoming terrorists if they exhibit “sudden personality changes” and become “confrontational.”
Other concomitant symptoms of these sorts of potential terrorists are: The onset of facial, underarm, chest and pubic hair, a deepening voice, more massive and lower hanging testicles, broader shoulders, more muscle mass, sticky bed sheets.
* “Food stamp crime wave.” Check out the names.
BTW, “Iranistan” Avenue?
* She’s hurt an angry now? I wonder what she’ll feel if one day some Federal or state prosecutor wants to string her up for fraud, for her Dime Store Indian credentials getting her jobs and other consideration she would not have gotten without them.
* She got off easy. (Even though in the process of that, he got off.) The last story I read about a black Memphis cop abusing his power for sexual favors, he made a man he accosted suck him off.
* If only these Muslim cab drivers were white conservative Christian cake bakers or wedding photographers, official LGBTQMIAPDLOLPLPLTH would be outraged. But they don’t seem to be outraged.
Because, must not create a car wreck at an intersectionality in left wing wackoville.
* Won’t work. All he has to do is point to the other side of his bed to prove his commitment to diversity.
* The war cabinet waging World War T meets, they worry about a counteroffensive.
* Horrifying medical mixup? Maybe, but to me, it’s as simple as “Dr. Al-Abed.”
BTW, “Maria De Jesus” giving birth in London?
* New African country, old African problems.
* I am not surprised that he tried to commit suicide after he cut off part of his dick. You know how the muh dikkers are, life’s just not worth living without a big dick, because without that, they have nothing to brag about.
* Sure it’s parody. But it might not be that much of a parody. There is a theory that AQ’s purpose in 9/11 was to do just enough terrorism to lure us into expensive overseas wars and occupations that would bankrupt us, AQ’s real aim. However, I think the problem with that theory is that it’s painting the dartboard around the dart sticking in the wall.