The South-Weed-Ern Conference

ESPN:

Report: SEC’s pot penalties lenient

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Players testing positive for marijuana in the mighty Southeastern Conference do not face the one-year suspension that comes from getting busted by the NCAA.

In the most successful league of the BCS-era, players routinely get third, fourth and even fifth chances before they’re booted from the team; failed drug tests administered by the NCAA result in the automatic suspension.

The finding comes from an Associated Press examination of the drug policies at 11 current members of the SEC. Vanderbilt, a private institution, declined to make its rules available.

And I doubt Mizzou’s addition to the SEC will improve its average.

This isn’t man bites dog news, this is dog bites man non-news.  The SEC’s football programs are the worst of the worst when it comes to the cult of black athletic supremacy.  Since you “need” blacks to win football games (or you think you do), and since blacks love weed, does anyone honestly think there are any real consequences to black athletes who are caught with weed?  Furthermore, does anyone actually think that they’re trying to find black athletes with weed?  I mean, most SEC schools’ campus cops aren’t exactly the NYPD when it comes to stop-and-frisk.  The only way they’re ever caught is if they leave the sanctuary of their campus, and a regular cop pops ‘em.

It goes further than that.  Far from cracking down on weed, I think schools use weed as a recruiting tool.  I remember reading about a blue chip football recruit who visited the University of Oregon, and he told his parents that administrators promised him “all the booze, sex and weed” he could handle.  The irate parents called the school administration, who denied the part about the weed.

If we started suspending every D-I college athlete of any race caught with weed for a year, it would un-blacken college football so fast that the dork in Orlando with a fax machine would come unhinged.  It might be such an “injustice” that that institution in the dateline of this article would start grumbling, even though I have never known the SPLC to infringe on the dork’s territory.

 

Armed Criminal Action

I’m glad to know Missouri law treats a pit bull as either a dangerous instrument or a deadly weapon.  It has to, in order for this one to be brought up on an armed criminal action rap.  “Deadly weapon” has a precise set of definitions in state law, “dangerous instrument” does not AFAIK.

I think the reason he’s not going up the river for a hate crime as well is because he might not have intended the “homosexual slur” literally.  These types tend to use it as a general run-of-the-mill insult.

I’m also glad to see all the good news around here as of late.  Those deer would get out of Downtown if they knew what was good for them.  Downtown’s horses would be able to attest to that.

BTW, in the video, the (white) witness is wearing a T-shirt that reads, “Support Your Local White,” but the word following “White” is cut off by the sidebar.  Can anyone give me the final word?

The Most Dangerous Place on Earth

Is an anti-violence rally.

First, if the people of Crime Lawn are going to hold an anti-violence rally, wouldn’t you think they would hold it in Crime Lawn?  No, the place to hold it is in the crown jewel of St. Louis.

Second, violence breeds at night.  So if it’s violence you’re worried about, you should hold an anti-violence rally during the day, not at 8:30 in the evening, which is just after sunset this time of year.

Pine Lawn officials had refused to allow the event for fear of violence.

What have I always told you?  Nobody knows blacks better than other blacks.

Money Isn’t Free

Floyd Mayweather has finally gone to jail.

AP:

”He’ll be all right,” Mayweather’s friend, rapper 50 Cent, told reporters after arriving with Mayweather and speaking afterward with ring adviser Leonard Ellerbe outside the courthouse in downtown Las Vegas.

”It’s an uncomfortable situation for everyone,” he said.

That’s funny.  I feel no discomfort at all.

BTW, big tough boxer can’t turn himself in alone, and he needs the counsel and comfort of 50 Cent?  No wonder he doesn’t want to fight Pacquiao.

”Everyone has a different version of the same story,” said 50 Cent, whose real name is Curtis James Jackson III. He compared the dispute between Mayweather and Harris to the breakup of a marriage with children involved. Harris and their three children now live in Southern California.

”It’s no different than anyone going through a divorce,” the rap star said, ”and how your friends can become your vested enemies.”

I don’t know what the half dollar means here by “everyone has a different version of the same story.”  Does he mean this in general, a la “there but for the grace of God go I?”  Or is he speaking to this matter specifically?  If the former, then he’s wrong — We all don’t brutally attack the mothers of our children while we’re going through a divorce.  If the latter, he’s right, but that’s immaterial — Of course Mayweather has his own side of the story, but any relationship between that and the truth are purely coincidental.

Las Vegas police say that as a high-profile inmate, Mayweather probably will serve most of his time away from other prisoners in a small solo cell in the high-rise Clark County Detention Center.

I doubt anyone would do anything to him.  He’s got powerful friends on the outside (that sleeps with stuffed animals).

But He’s Famous

That’s the way it works, Wayne:  If you want to see ten grown men paid millions of dollars each on average dribble a ball and try to put it in a hole situated ten feet above the floor, you have to pay for a ticket to get into the building.

If you want to park your car anywhere close to the arena, that will require you to sacrifice one arm and one leg.

If you want to eat and drink anything while watching the game, you must sign your firstborn into slavery.

Just because you’re famous doesn’t mean you don’t have to stop paying for things.

Disagree With Joe Walsh (Slightly)

This is along the same idiotic lines of Herman Cain’s contention that blacks are “brainwashed” into voting Democrat.

However, I’m not going to unload verbally on Joe Walsh like I did on Unable Cain.  And not because of the obvious external characteristic, but because he is partially right — Democrats do like voters dependent on government, because they’re the party of big government, especially in domestic spending.  However, it doesn’t take much to get most blacks and many Hispanics to be welfare dependents, because that’s the way they are.

Revolving Door

Bombshells about the latest cannibal:

Investigators haven’t given a possible motive in the slaying. In a separate case on May 19, police said Kinyua beat a man with a baseball bat on Morgan State’s campus, fracturing his skull and making him lose sight in one eye. Kinyua was free on $220,000 bail in that case. He is now being held without bond on a murder charge.

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In February, Kinyua posted a question on Facebook, asking fellow students at historically black colleges and universities if they were “strong enough to endure ritual HBCU mass human sacrifices around the country and still be able to function as human beings?”

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A spokeswoman for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement said Agyei-Kodi came to the United States on a student visa but was not in compliance with the visa’s terms. He was ordered removed from the country by an immigration judge in 2010 and was under ICE’s supervision pending removal to Ghana. The agency had been waiting for documents from Ghana before returning him to the country.

He should have been deported back to Ghana, but Ghana didn’t want him back.  That explains the “waiting for the documents from Ghana” business.  While was under “ICE supervision,” (yeah right), he whacked another man with a baseball bat causing him to go blind in one eye, and he still got bail.  And while he was out on bail from that, while still under “ICE supervision,” he committed an act of cannibalism.

He was in the ROTC program and they bounced him out.  That’s a surprise to me — This is the kind of diversity that the military just can’t do without, that we’re supposed to overlook closet jihadists like Nidal Hasan to preserve.