Ban the Box

18 03 2018


First they applied for a job at a gas station quickie mart, and then they jacked a nearby fast feeder.

Thinking of the requisite “ban the box” joke, I certainly hope their criminal conviction record doesn’t hurt their ability to get the job at the quickie mart.

“…It’s ridiculous and not too bright…” — But it’s typical Bell Curve City.


That’s the Fergaza Strip We Know and Love

18 03 2018


Yep, being all Ferguson-y again.

You might remember this particular Fambly Dolla location.  It’s directly across the street from the Ferguson Market, where, as you know, a certain gentle giant purloined his ultimate cigarillo a little more than three and a half years ago.

“Police were able to locate the victim at an apartment complex.”  That wasn’t as easy as it sounds, because, as you might also remember, the Fergaza Strip is full of apartment farms, the now internationally infamous Canfield Green being just one of them.  Also, why did the cops have to try to find him?  Why didn’t the victim call for help?  As you can read here, he left the scene and that was that for that.  Probably because the victim has outstanding warrants.

That was only the beginning of a very vibrant and diverse Saturday afternoon and night around here.

Deliverance Country

17 03 2018


Here and here.

What this doesn’t tell you is that the only reason this perfidy bubbled up to the surface is that the girl, who was 11 years old at the time, wound up delivering a baby boy nine months later.  This does tell you that he and the girl are related, but not precisely how.  Probably to protect the girl’s identity, though I’m guessing that they are closely enough related such that the “relationship” would have been a crime even if she was of age.

This also happened in the 100 block of Downing Street in O’Fallon.  Which is a trailer park.

Incest, statutory rape, trailer park.

I better not ever hear another problacktard preening on about Deliverance, ever again.


Do You Really Mean It, Kim?

15 03 2018


What they did, here and here.

Gardner’s press release:

“Witness and victim safety is one of my top priorities, as witness intimidation strikes at the heart of the justice system. When I took office, I stated that we were going to do more prosecutor-lead investigations in an effort to help reduce violent crime and build confidence in the criminal justice system.

“The case we charged today is an excellent example of how valuable these types of investigations can be to public safety. My team of prosecutors have been working for months on this case with the assistance of the police department, and we believe we have the evidence we need to hold these four individuals accountable for their actions.”

There will be an easy way to tell if she’s serious about this or if she’s just blowing smoke:

If she brings a death penalty case against them, and she very well could because they’re all charged with murder one and Missouri has the death penalty, then she’s serious.

Because even if you don’t think that the death penalty is normally warranted, except in heinous cases, then you’d still have to agree that murdering prosecution witnesses is a heinous circumstance.


Freudian Slip?

12 03 2018


First paragraph:

For nearly three months, police here kept the attack of a woman in a parking garage during a carjacking attempt quiet, hoping not to spook three suspects into fleeing the area.

Two of the three suspects, who turned themselves in today after the cops finally went public with the surveillance stills:

Yep, the MissingLink, yet again. Which means the obvious solution according to Official St. Louis is even more MissingLink.

Because, we wouldn’t want to spook anyone, now, would we?


Thirteenth Most Dangerous in the World

10 03 2018

St. Louis City

Five, six, seven, eight…


Instapundit writer be like:


Really, though.  I think the areas in and around Natural Bridge are the most dangerous in the world that aren’t part of a known warfare or civil collapse zone.  And it’s not because of where we draw municipal boundaries or the political party of the mayor.


Plenty of Felons in the Sea

5 03 2018


MadCo cops be like:


As if there aren’t enough in MadCo itself.  Sure, it’s not bad, but you’ve got the southwestern parts of the county directly north of and bordering ESL, and good chunks of Alton.

Speaking of ESL, you’ll remember they used that same excuse awhile back.

All in all, what this means is that the Ferguson Effect can cross a major river.