KarTRASHian City
Yeah, I’m dredging the bottom of the barrel to keep from having to talk about or think about that man.
I have only watched about ten seconds of that KarTRASHian show. But hearing about things that happen on it is unavoidable at least from where I sit.
While the oldest KarTRASHian sister is involved in a new relationship once every kardash, the middle one seems to be happily married to NBAer Lamar Odor. Well, at some point last year, the Lakers traded Mr. Middle Kardashian to the Dallas Mavericks. Apparently, Middle KarTRASHian herself did nothing but cry and whine and bitch on the show that she had to leave civilization (Southern California) and move to Dallas (tumbleweed hickville). Now, I wouldn’t expect any of the KarTRASHian sisters to know much of anything, so I wouldn’t expect the middle sister to know that Dallas has to be about the snootiest city in America. I’m sure she’s shopped at Needless Markup at least once in her life (or, more accurately, at least once per day). Where did it get its start and still has its flagship retail store? Dallas. Has she ever heard of the prime time TV soap opera Dallas? I’ll give her a hint: It was about Dallas. Ceteris Paribus, I bet there are more $100,000 cars in Dallas than there are in Los Angeles. There’s a saying in Texas: Dallas is champagne and caviar, Houston is beer and barbecue.
It wasn’t that she was too good for Dallas, it’s that Dallas was too good for her. I presume she knows that by now. And, as it is, Odor is back in Los Angeles, this time playing for the Clippers, which in our Onion world, is now the toast of the NBA. So it made her happy to be able to get out of Dallas, but not for the reasons she first thought.